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The funky Grease Monkey from the land of Show Me is nothing short of 🔥! I’m sampling my stash of Vivid Cannabis’ Grease Monkey with insane numbers (too high to go look at them right now, but rest assured, Vivid don’t F around!) and have found it to be highly cerebral with soaring, nearly-spiritual, euphoria (If Lionel Ritchie only knew how he is a GD gift to us from heaven! 🤪 ) The funny thing about it is it’s like you’re wearing a VR helmet from the cheekbones up (yes, it literally FEELS like you’re wearing a helmet!) but you can totally keep convo going while experiencing mind-melting goodness. How’d they do that? No idea, but it’s handy AH! Smell, taste, blah blah blah, they all taste like either lemons, dirt/moss, or fruity pebbles (There ain’t no sweet sugary berry covered dough flavor in any of it, easy there Hipster! 😅)

Bad mood? Alien Mints Anxiety? Alien Mints Depression? Alien Mints Cross of two legendary strains, Cap’s Alien Cookies and Kush Mint 11 Mmmmm Mmmmmm!!! 😋

Good stuff! Two or three bong rips from my Airo Live Rosin cartridge and I’m good to go…to bed! Lol! Shit is fire for relaxing with a clean come down afterwards. Great for evenings relaxing with the tube, or hanging with your honey. Good stuff, Airo!

Vivid, I love you guys! This is their flagship strain and it is hard to put into words just how perfect this one is. First, beautiful, crystal-laden nugs in a really cool jar/lid that shows each terp and effect in a really easy to read “color wheel” right on top. Second, the smell is intoxicating to the senses. Smells potent and expensive. Upon breaking up a medium sized bud to grind, it is literally sticking to my fingers like glue and my SS grinder as I attempt to pulverize it. Tried this in my Venty vaporizer at 175 degrees and the flavors just swirl and change upon inhale all the way thru exhale. Very, very tasty and smooth. As far as the effects of this herbal remedy, the words “creamy and dreamy” come to mind. Wonderful tingling body massage starting in the lower limbs and climbing up the body as the medication is delivered to all of my hungry little CB receptors up and down my spine. Absolutely no paranoia or anxiety with this one. Just beautiful waves of relaxation, uplift, and controllable euphoria. I was able to really lean into the head high confident that I could snap back into reality at will. This is wonderful for social situations and for just hanging out with your honey! That leads me to the arousal portion of my review. Let’s just say you won’t need your little blue pills if you’re partaking Florida Kush. 😉 I will admit, I’m a Vivid cannabis fanboy, but for good reason. Vivid never disappoints and always worth the higher price tag! If you’ve never been to Florida, then it’s about time you pack up a fresh bowl/vape pod and visit the Sunshine State in style! ✌🏻

Delicious! Nice creamy tasting vapor with the perfect blissful high that melts into contentment and relaxation. Mental health maintenance would be a great name for this one as well! Such an amazing medication and gift!

1000 Stars!!! My all time favorite strain! First, it smells SO LEMONY! The buds are so dense and squishy with enough crystal on them to make Swarovski take notice. I use a dry herb vape (S&B Venty) and at 185 degrees C, the flavor is nothing short of a carnival lemon shake-up drink! Delish! With heavy and thorough aftertaste as if you’ve got a lemonade stand set up in your mouth. You like relaxing body and forehead tingles? Then kids, sit back, relax, and let the lemonator take care of ya, Bud! Such a creamy dreamy feeling that starts in the soles of the feet and slowly rises into that amazing hippie headband that even your grandma would enjoy. Get maw maw some weed already! After the initial high recedes, get ready for some warm, nursing home (Grandma!) care, come and throw another blanket on me, I may never leave this recliner, type of contentment. And after about 2 hours, super clear head and ready to walk the dog, do that laundry, check the mail, and leave some sick Leadly reviews. Then repeat!

This one just misses the mark for me in so many ways. First, the flower smells like underwear that someone ran a 5K in and the taste is somewhere between battery acid and rotten fruit. On top of all of this, it really sends my anxiety thru the roof and leaves me with crazy jumpy legs after the high/stone is over with. Ive given this strain several clean shots at me liking it, it just isn’t the one for me. If it helps, it was the Elevate brand from Missouri and I vaporized it with my S&B Crafty+ anywhere between 185c and 205c.

My go to strain for relaxing in bed with my honey watching our fav shows. Love the soothing headband and warm tummy feels this consistently gives. Oh, and the body tingles are mesmerizing and soothing. Def one to keep on hand!

My girl Lucinda never disappoints. A nice flavor and aroma, one of them tasty smokes! And she can leave you feeling snuggled in for a long Netflix binge with your honey, or focused and energized to get those dishes and laundry done, no sweat! Don’t pass her by, you won’t be sorry!

If you need relaxation for about an hour while scrolling Tik Tok or Facebook with all of the head and limb tingles you can handle, followed by drifting off into a warm cozy sleep, then look no further. Hibernate is an amazing addition to my sleep routine. 500 Stars!