Cactus Cooler
1/27/2020
Today we’re reviewing Blue River Terps & Fully Melted CA's "Cactus Cooler" Torrone (24k x StrawNana)
I picked this up on 12/31/2019 from the new Cookies shop Berner's On Haight. This batch of Cactus Cooler tested to an incredible 95.1% Total Cannabinoids, with 78% THC, and 4.5% Terpenes to boot. It was packaged up by Advesa Wellness on 11/07/2019 and contains a mind-blowing mixture of Blue River's THCA Snow, Jelly Diamonds, Sauce, and Flan to make the coveted Torrone.
Right upon cracking the tiny jar, an incredibly pronounced and complex nose of creamy strawberries, sweet orange citrus, tangy tropical pineapple, floral vanilla, earthy passion fruit, and ripe guava completely fills the room and will have you racing for your rig.
As soon as the taste hits, you'll instantly notice a tantalizing blend of creamy berries and tangy citrus, that lead way to freshly picked notes of ripe passion fruit, tropical guava, and sweet pineapple. A crisp but decadent backend of spiced vanilla bean perfectly rounds out this unique, fruit-forward flavor profile.
The effects were incredibly powerful and immediately noticeable, with long-lasting feelings of uplifting cerebral euphoria, calming happiness, motivational creativity, and an enjoyably relaxing full body buzz. Cactus Cooler Torrone had my ECS firing on all cylinders, and provided complete body relaxation, with an ever-present but calm mind.
The amazingly smooth dabbing experience, coupled with outstanding potency, craft cannabis inputs, and a perfectly preserved, complex terpene profile would have been enough. However, the discounted ticket really elevated this extract to the upper echelons of the scoring scale, and will certainly have me searching this solventless masterpiece out again!