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I only gave 4 stars because I've never tried this strain but I am about to buy 7 autoflowers and this is 1 of the bonus Seeds I'll be getting. I just hate how contradictory the description of the strain is depicted. 1st it tells u that it's a hybrid among 3 strains and 1/3rd of those strains is a pure Indica in GDP yet it's at the same spot on the energy meter and then when it shows what ailments or symptoms lt relieves and insomnia is 1 of them. So I'm really looking forward to getting these Beans jn the mail & they'll harvest by Halloween and should be dried n cured about Thanksgiving time so I can't wait to smoke a strain that's gna make me so hyper and motivated that I'll just fall asleep!

I love this strain, I'd also love for the idiot who decided this is 80/20 Indica dom when you have a full on pure Hawaiian Sativa crossed with an Indica strain, it doesn't take a nuclear physyicist to realize that this strain is either going to be a 50/50 hybrid OR could be as much as a 60/40 SATIVA DOMINANT hybrid after u check out this Hawaiian Sativas genetics/family tree. In addition to this I've also grown this strain from seed & I bought a 5 pack of seeds, I've grown 3 of the 5 so far & all 3 batches are the exact same pheno,it grows tall & thin like a sativa (if u just let it grow w/out training it or anything), it has long skinny sativa leaves on it, once it starts to go into flower be ready to watch this bitch take off! I got my seeds from a friend who is pretty close to the breeder at Dutch Seed Bank who bred this strain & it took him over 7 yrs to finally dial it down to 1 pheno, the original grower/breeder of this strain has hundreds of these feminized seeds at a location I'm not privvy to but that's where the 5 seeds that were sent to me came from in late January. The breeder told my friend that for a so called "Indica Dom" hybrid that this strain sure grows like a sativa & A VERY BIG sativa if u grow it outside under the right conditions and know what ur doing, out of the 3 plants I've harvested (this was last year) all 3 plants were trained the same w/just basic LST, I started trying down branches the very moment they were strong enough to tie down without breaking & I wanted to keep the plants as short & as bushy as possible mainly because I wanted to have a gigantic canopy of all main colas which is what I ended up with & I gave the entire branch a topping once every month (except for the bottom quarter of the plant since I knew I was going to be cutting all of that off anyway)& I must've did my final topping,my final defoliation, & cut off the larfy branches & the very bottom quarter of the plant at the perfect time right before it went into flower or preflower because once my plants went into flower OMG they stretched double the height they already were & they were a lil over 6-6 1/2 ft tall when I did all of those final techniques to them & this was in mid August, then come end of September & they were almost 15 ft tall at this point & they have this weird but cool shape to them that I can't explain bcus its 1 of those things u have to see to understand what I mean but anyways, the smell was a little bit citrusy,a little bit berry, basically if I had to give the perfect example I'd say, pretend you have 3 plants growing near eachother & when you walk by them u get a lil whiff of all 3 of them & the 3 plants are Pineapple Express,OG Kush,& GDP or Purple Urkle, or Purple Skunk, picture getting a whiff of all 3 of those plants at once & that's how Hawaiian Purple Kush smells AND tastes exact same with a lil more emphasis on the Hawaiian pineapple taste moreso than the Purple Kush taste. The high starts out feeling like the most racy,cerebral,happy upbeat, & energetic sativa ever & that never goes away,then 10 min after u feel all those sativa traits is when u get this very nice warm massage like sensation in ur head & u can honestly feel it slowly go all the way down ur body until it hits ur toes only adding to ur euphoria.

Ya where the ducks the outdoor page you said you have for the ppl who can only grow outdoor like me and I'd love to find this so called "outdoor" page....

I found an 8th for $60 which is about the going rate for an 8th, so when I read on here that the average price is $25-$35 I kinda wanna know where deals like that are at, unless it's saying $25-$35 per gram cuz it never specified what amount for that price.

hey remember way back in 2016 when LITERALLY NOBODY EVEN KNEW WTF A TERPENE WAS LET ALONE DIFFERENT TERPENE PROFILES? Ya those were the good days I miss where you judge your weed off how high you get and the kind of high it gives, I smoke to get a certain high, whichever one I want at any given time, if I wanted to go smell something good or taste something I'd eat food and I'd smell it before I taste it, I heard some idiot the other day wrote a review on Grandmommy Purple and he said his tested at 34% THC and he gave the strain 2.5 out of 5 stars because it didn't have the fucking precious terps that he'd never even Heard of 5 of 6 or even just as soon as 2019 and nobody gave a fuck about terps so much. Anyway onto my review of Animal Face. I see that Leafly has it as a pretty balanced hybrid even though it's sativa dominant and I must have gotten a pheno that was VERY sativa dominant cuz it gave me the most racy, cerebral head high ever with a nice uplifting feeling along with some energy which ALL sativa strains should have. Mine tested at 28% THC, light green buds that looked like they were completely covered in snow. By far the frostiest buds I've ever seen in my life. All in all it's an amazing day time smoke and the only reason I didn't give it 5 stars is cuz you take a couple puffs and ur feeling happy and you're working around the House or training your plants cuz of all the energy you have and then you take a 3rd and a 4th toke & next thing you know your waking up and it was daytime when you passed out and still daytime when you wake up but unfortunately it's not the same day cuz u were asleep for 18 hours. Know you're limit of puffs on this stain or u'll be waking up realizing you missed an entire day.

The lineage to this strain is (Gelato 33 x French Cookies). Even though it's a heavy indica leaning hybrid it does give an initial heady cerebral high accompanied by a full on Indica body stone and soon after comes a trip to dream town cuz this shit will knock you out if you pick up some top shelf quality w/THC at 27% and higher.

So-So to me. I've tried several batches of this and they were all top shelf from dispensary and I never once was super impressed by anything about it regarding the high. I smoke to get high and deal with my ailments so I can't say much to those who care about smell and taste and the new fad terps other than it smells and tastes VERY SIMILAR to OG Kush with that lemon pledge/pinesol scent and lemony skunky taste.

This has to be Chem 91 crossed with OG Kush there's no way in hell it could have this much sativa in it and give me this much energy and make me feel this good as far as my mood goes & elevated my mood immediately and there's no way with these genetics it could give these effects without it being chem 91 cross with OG Kush cuz regular chemdawg feels like an Indica & OG Kush is an Indica so this has to be Chem 91 which is a very energetic racy cerebral sativa which is exactly how I feel right now so it's got to be Chem 91 crossed with OG Kush. I don't believe for a second that it's regular chemdawg crossed with OG Kush otherwise it would be a damn near Pure indica.