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Recent Reviews12 total

Super Lemon Haze

7/31/2015
The lemon taste & scent of this beautiful, red-haired flower is NOT super, it's barely discernible from it's earthy smell & taste. It did get me high, like all the pot I've tried recently, but calling it "Super?",Naaaaah. I'd call it Mild, Lemon Buzz. Would I smoke it again? Sure! But I'm not looking for this one. It doesn't grab me like AK47, White Russian or even F%@#ing Incredible do. I like lots of THC and CBDs. Makes things like joint pain easier to deal with.

F%@#ing Incredible

7/31/2015
O#, yes it is f%@#ing incredible. This is tr%ly a @o%@h potato smo#e. I @ant even wat@h the TV, too m%@h going on. Slow the f%@# down. My @heshire @at smile has disappeared into the hoo#a. Why is Jefferson Airplane playing "Lather" in my head? I'm Twittle Dee d%m witho%t a Dee! Off with my head! I'm not %sing it right now, it's on PA%SE. If y%u are loo#ing for a n%mbing experien@e I re@ommend this long lasting, tasty, f%@#ing incredible smo#e.
Reported
feelings
Euphoric

Grape Ape

7/21/2015
It smells like the Grape Nehi Radar O'Reilly drank on M.A.S.H. all those years ago. Had to smoke a bit and then a bit more before the taste of grape finally waltzed on to my tongue buds. OK, not why I smoke, but it's nice. The buzz is "forgettable". Meaning, I'm forgetting everything and that's regrettable, therefore "forgettable". Puff on that one Stephen Colbert! So how about the effects of all those wonderful cannabinoids? Well, the 40 years of left knee and lower back pain are all but memories right now. My more recent arthritic right hand needs more help, so a few drops of Alpaca Gold oil spread around and I'm back carving sculptures again. If only these were cures instead of welcomed relief. Hopefully that will happen. A shout out to the voters in Washington for legalizing this medicine.

Dog Doo

7/21/2015
This is not a strain, it's a mix of several strains which make it a mutt. It has a sweet, musty, earth-like scent and the taste is a leg-lifting salad of various flavors. I'm overwhelmed with a primal urge to hump and sniff, so I only smoke this doo with the closet of lady friends. I feel the CBD's coursing through my body making me roll on to my back and shimmy across the neighbor's lawn. The only drawback I've found is when I smoke too much Dog Doo I start running in a tight circle until I flop down with my tail tucked under my drool covered chin and fall into pot dreams of me chasing a frisbee. Someone scratch me behind my ears. Good Dog Doo!

White Russian

7/6/2015
The smell of this flower is like a florist shop in the Rainforest. I would use it as a body wash. Taste like ferns to me with a slight pine needle after bite. But, the best part is how it has affected my aching arthritic body. Three months ago I was so stiff it took half an hour to get out of bed. Trying all of these different strains has helped so much that I am now working again lifting heavy objects. This strain seems to work for me better than any other I've tried so far for pain. I recommend it highly.
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feelings
RelaxedSleepy

Amnesia

7/6/2015
Saying "What" & Who am I? a lot is the usual state of being I'm in on this strain. Dreamy, introspective, far-out. I cured maladies that don't exist, then forgot them. It's the sweet, earthy pot smell that I like, so after I try as many of these other strains as I can, I'll buy this again.
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feelings
Euphoric

chernobyl (golden ticket phenotype)

6/30/2015
When I first stuck my nose into the package of Chernobyl flowers I was a bit perplexed. How do I describe what I'm smelling? Is it citrus or sweet smelling dog doo? After further testing it was definitely citrus. My under-educated nose and somewhat limited vocabulary is failing me. The same ineptitude applies to my taste buds. What words to describe the pleasant earthy taste of marijuana? It makes my mouth moist and it's a very nice, long lasting high which I enjoyed. My mind hasn't melted down and my thoughts aren't radioactive. I only gave it 3 stars, because I don't give 5 stars unless I hallucinate and in 45 years that has only happened once. I was not told the of that strain, but the search continues. Still a 4 star fan of AK47 (head) and White Russian (body).
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feelings
HappyRelaxed

Sour Diesel

6/13/2015
At 17% THC this is still an ass kicking smoke. It doesn't have that diesel fuel taste or smell that other diesel strains that I've tried. I won't drive or use machinery while using this strain from Mr. Doobees in Raymond, WA. The cannabinoids at 18% is enough to make my arthritis bearable. I would buy this product again.

AK47

5/22/2015
WOW! This is a review of two strains of AK47. The first is 20.09% This is a very dreamy smoke. Good for watching t.v. or sunsets. I've been smoking it for a week and though I was able to work in the garden on it I wouldn't drive or use power tools or do anything that requires you to be focused. And the AK 47 that's 31% well, that's for when you want to numb every brain cell in your head and go deep into your psychic mind.
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feelings
Relaxed

Bettie Page

5/10/2015
O.K. this is a real good strain for doing chores, working in the garden or sitting around a kitchen table with friends and talking till mid-night or beyond. I like making art while smoking this strain. It sets my creative juices flowing and gives me energy enough to attack my work with vigor and joy. I've been smoking for nearly 50 years but until recently had little experience with this quality of smoke. So I'm trying as many new strains as possible. I've been smoking this strain for about two weeks now and it's all that I've said it too be, however if I really want to get blasted for me it's Fruity Pebbles, AK47 or Zombie Stomp. Truly couch potato time with these. DO NOT DRIVE!!!
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feelings
CreativeEnergeticFocusedTalkative