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Recent Reviews10 total

Grape Ape

10/30/2023
this is my stupid strain. I think everything is very very funny, even bad SNL skits.
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GigglyRelaxedTalkative

Jenny Kush

7/3/2023
Slay! The percentage rating on here initially warned me against this one, but I wasn't disappointed. Head uplifty and great for listening to music.
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RelaxedUplifted

Cherry Lime Runtz

7/2/2023
damn this might be the tastiest strain I've had to date, everyone I smoked around said it smelled amazing. good head high, tho it made me very sleepy which is great but I wouldn't call it a knockout strain, more like a drowsy one. I don't mind, I have other strains for that. I liked it to get out of my own thoughts for a moment, worry less about things.
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepy

High Profile - Kalamazoo Westnedge

6/17/2023
My dispo of choice!!!! I like the vibes and it's really great for first timers like I was. Everyone is very kind, knowledgeable, and not judgy in any way! I love online ordering because it's always ready when I need it, but I'm also comfortable asking questions of the staff.

Wedding Pie

5/29/2023
3.5/5 stars, to be precise. I don't love this one but it does a pretty good job regardless. This is the shittest tasting weed I've had to date, always burns really hot and you'll only get those sweet notes at the very beginning of the sesh. Makes me very zoned out, buzzy, and horny. I'd liken this weed to a kickass old lady who sorta creeps you out, but she's buying your drinks so you're not gonna turn her down.
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ArousedEuphoricGigglyHappyTalkative

Dosidos

5/28/2023
the kind of strain that makes you love and appreciate everything around you. after trying concentrate originally and loving it, I found bud and was overjoyed. it smoked extremely smooth and wasn't too hot to inhale. staring up at the skyline at sunset felt like a movie. still my favorite so far.
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HappyRelaxedSleepy

King Louis

4/9/2023
the thing that I noticed most about this strain is that it made me very stupid. I personally had so much fun, giggling at tiktoks endlessly sort of thing, but everyone around me looked super annoyed or confused whenever I joked about anything. this is mostly bc I smoke w my family who doesn't, but even when I was with other stoners I felt out of sync. I believe this strain is best for hanging out by yourself, watching good tv (I liked Bob's Burgers a lot when vaping this), and making good munchies :) It's definitely not the kind of strain you want to move around a whole bunch on, but sitting outside or on the couch. It made me happy, calm, and without anxiety which is what I require most from cannabis.
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GigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTalkative

Blue Dream

12/25/2022
It didn't do anything for me other than increase anxiety and paranoia, of which I'm already mentally ill. Gave to my friend who wanted to try something more sativa forward because I didn't want to finish it at all.

Ice Cream Cake

12/25/2022
WOW is this good for sleep. Oh my god do not pass this one by if you're looking for good sleep. Remember how you used to go to bed as a kid as soon as you hit the pillow? This strain does that. It doesn't force me asleep, like melatonin would, but guides me into it when I'm ready. I wake up rested, and I never feel that way. It's great for taking a few hits, turning on YouTube, and falling asleep within a couple hours not out of exhaustion, but because you're truly lulled to bed. I haven't had that sensation since I was a kid.
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SleepyUplifted

Wedding Cake

12/25/2022
Good shit, with a little bit it's really good for chronic pain and getting your mind off anxiety stuff, with a lot it is like the stereotypical getting high, the zoning out, munchies, dry mouth, but with the added bonus for me of being really horny lmao Four stars only bc I felt like I developed a tolerance pretty quickly even as a novice, and the help w chronic pain stopped working as well as it did :/ But I'm not worried, I'll still pick up a cart of this next time I'm shopping because it will continue to be one of my most favorites I've ever had
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ArousedEuphoricGigglyRelaxed