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The rare grape-flavored Purple Thai is one of the best strains I’ve smoked. For me this usually hits like a 50/50 hybrid, but I’d say it’s slightly sativa leaning. I was lucky enough that my local dispensary carried this for a time, so I’ve probably had like 50 joints of this by now. What’s most impressive is how smooth the high is. It left me relaxed yet productive, social but more reserved. My best experience with this strain was smoking it on a perfect 90 degree PNW August day. There wasn’t a cloud in the sky, and there was a slight warm breeze to cool you off. After smoking, I relaxed by a pool (not in the pool don’t worry lol). After sleeping and hanging out a bit, I wrote new material for a new music project I was working on. For a few more hours, I was locked in and focused. About 8 hours later, I felt so happy about my day letting my body heal while being productive at the same time. Before I went to bed, I had 3-4 hits and it was perfect. One thing to keep in mind: you can get away with having a lot of hits. At the same time, be really careful to not have too much with this one. It can make the high panicky which is something I personally don’t enjoy. Just wanted to mention for anyone that doesn’t like that either. 10/10 one of the best!!

I’ve had over a dozen smoke sessions with this strain, and I can definitely say this is a heavy hitter. When opening the jar, the dense citrus aromas combined with salt/savory undertones will grab your attention immediately. The buds are very packed together. It’s quite satisfying seeing how a small bud can go for 2-3 hits. If you’re on a budget with your budget going to the dispensary (like me) this is a great bonus. After 2 hits, I would recommend waiting a few minutes, even for experience smokers. Like many OG strains, it packs a punch. Another nice thing is that it doesn’t give you insane munchies, which can be nice since that’s more rare to find. There are a few downsides to the Jesus OG. It will give you a dry mouth and eyes. If you’re planning on being out and about and want to be discreet, I would recommend a different strain for that situation. Very important: make sure to drink water right after you smoke this strain, you will be blessed 1-hour later 🙏 And probably good to hold off from anything alcoholic for 1-2 hours after your smoke. I know a lot of us like to double dip but this isn’t the one to do it on lol