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Recent Reviews2 total

Rockstar

9/29/2017
the bud has a blueish purple hue to it and the aroma is that of stilton cheese and purple grape slush puppy. i am not kidding. An immediate effect if you are dry, or coming back after a break. slightly psychedelic, rockstar is not an anti social smoke. stick some reggae on, soak up the sun, get into the kitchen or clean up the house whilst dancing. it requires a bit of work and good company for it to really shine. it's a happy time indica. for people who find it difficult to socialise or are prone to self analysis, rockstar is the friend who will call you up and take you to a local bar that plays loud music and gets you kicked out and fixed up by the end of the night. good stuff.
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ArousedCreativeHappyTalkative

Funky Monkey

9/19/2017
earthy, dank and musky, no strain is better named. the effects are the same as a hug from a funky monkey. gregarious, outgoing, happy. it does not give you a raging appetite ut it does give you a thirst. i drank a litre of mango juice after 1 bowl and found myself up and running around the house, cleaning and cooking and any job i could lay my hand on. regular visits to the bowl over the next 6 hours did lead to a headache and eventually tiredness. although it did not cause any drowsiness up until the wee small hours, sleep was very easy to come by. if you are looking to sit down and relax i would not recommend it. if you are meeting friends, sharing a bowl, or planning to go out, this a party strain, with lots of conversation and giggles. a glass of champagne and a line of toot with a funky monkey. a great day and night strain, in or out the house, but plan for craving company. also, quite sexually arousing and physically stimulating.
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticGigglyHappyRelaxedTalkativeTinglyUplifted