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member since 2017Recent Reviews23 total
Dutch Treat
12/8/2017
The two stars are all about appearances and smell. These flowers are extremely dense and covered in kief. Very fruity and almost eucalyptus-like smell. Crystals are glistening and perfectly cured. The smoke is smooth and tasty, but delivers a somewhat disappointing high. Its a probably a good smoke for beginners or those that want to get their feet wet, but for experiences smokers, the effects are dull. Not happy, not sad, not couch-locked or energetic...just blah.
GG4
12/8/2017
This bud is dense, sticky and smells delicious. The stuff of dreams when looking at the overall appearance of this GG#4. Cracking this kief covered gorilla open reveals a shiny inside that smells of sweetness. The smoke is very cloudy and hits hard right from the start. Worst dry-mouth I've ever experienced! Red eyes and renders the user pretty much brain-dead. Definitely a night-time smoke with plenty of food and drink nearby. You wont even get half way through Star Wars on this! Didn't produce much of the giggles, but keeps you stoned for hours. Excellent pain reliever and if you need the munchies, this will do the trick! For medical patients, this is a great strain, I just need to be more functional than this strain is able to provide.
AK-47
12/8/2017
Outdoor AK47-extremely dense, sticky buds with a dark appearance covered in red hairs. The smell is reminiscent of old school bud, sour & earthy. This product is best enjoyed in a joint, as it can be a rather strong/harsh smoke through a pipe/bong. The high is best described as "functional". Its definitely a creeper and beginners be warned..this one builds and will peak in about 10-15 minutes. Make sure you have some eyedrops nearby, as this one rests behind the eyes, jaw and temples. Not the best for pain relief, but if you want energy, creativity and a solid stoner-type high, AK47 is a great choice. I would love to get my hands on a good indoor grown sample of this and write a follow-up review. Unfortunately strains like these are hard to come by these days.
Super Silver Haze
11/5/2017
This strain not only has the reputation and lineage of a legend, but lives up to it!! The smell is really pungent and transports the 1980's kids to a time reminiscent of old school flavor. Strong earthy notes with a clear Haze-like effect. This pure sativa is less cerebral and more of a body high. It hits hard and will leave you inspired and creative. New patients, be aware..this strain will leave you grasping for your words with your eyelids weighed down. For those experienced smokers that love a classic and brilliant sativa...Welcome Super Silver Haze! A beautiful plant with amazing healing capabilities. Enjoy!
Jack Herer
8/8/2017
Dense golden nuggets with trichomes covered in Kief. Beautiful to look at and extremely pungent. This sativa will have you floating amongst the clouds...while sweet, earthy aromas will fill the air. Eyes are more prone to drying out on this strain, but on the upside will have you inspired by the outdoors, talkative, creative and depression FREE. Toward the end of the high couch-lock is of real concern and might require a lift, so plan on smoking more than once. I give it a 7/10 with extra points being given to smell and looks!