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This strain is a slow and insidious couchlocker... within 20 minutes of the first exhale, expect to start yawning. Approximately 45 minutes to an hour will pass as the frequency of your yawning increases, and you eyes start to dry out/ otherwise turn a nice shade of red and/or pink, depending on your tolerance. Within an hour and a half, you'll be drawn to the most comfortable piece of furniture you can find in the near vicinity... even the ground you stand on becomes an option. By 2 and a half hours, you're snoring. This would be a viable replacement if you cannot get Northern Lights or 9 Lb. Hammer.

Tastes like a gassy Grape Gobstopper, something Willy Wonka would've put off to the side for his own, and a few select guests, enjoyment. Moderate euphoria immediately sets in after the exhale, and a few minutes later, a tingly sensation akin to sticking a car key in one side of a power socket will wash over you. Do yourself a solid and avoid the conditions you sleep in while using this strain, especially if you use it in high doses, as there are times I've caught myself starting to nod off.

4.5/5, a mild euphoria mixed with a moderate body high that puts anxiety and IBS to sleep. This is one that you don't want more than 8 puffs at any given time, especially if you are using it during the day, as it can cause a headache (as well as knock you out). A solid substitute if you like strains like Oreoz.

I got 5 grams of this in concentrate from a buddy, and let's just say that your mood will immediately be tied to your environment. The high will definitely consume whatever pain/fatigue you have, but consume too much and the Great White Shark lineage comes out to bite you!! Definitely NOT for the novice or THC-intolerant.

A very potent, gassy high that'll creep up on you and leave you mellow. I also have a bot of a sweet strawberry aftertaste, almost as if I've eaten a THC-infused Strawberry lollipop.

This is another strain to have on deck if migraines are debilitating for you. That said, this hybrid has the opposite effects for me versus what everyone else reports... this is a hybrid that strangely slows me down, like to the point that I couchlock and fall asleep. In fact, I can no longer move my legs, and my eyes are getting too heavy to keep open... and I only toked 2 minutes ago...

The high is a hurricane, creeping onto land, obliterating all thoughts and leaving you with a peaceful mind to sleep with.

Genuinely underrated. A little bit of body sedation that gets stronger the longer the high goes on and the more you smoke. Bonus is that there are no munchies. Looks like this will be replacing Gorilla Glue #4 in my stash.

When I request Gelato at the dispensary, I'm honest to God hoping it's this, #42, instead of #33. #33 makes my throat tighten up, while this just calms me down and mellows me out. This something I wouldn't mind vaping instead of nicotine while out in public.

2 puffs automatically relaxes you, 3 puffs couchlocks me, 4+ and I'm awaiting whatever comes from the abyss to drag me off to the Astral plane before I go to sleep. The spice isn't to heavy, the flower and pungent notes come together to be extremely pleasant. Definitely use during the evening/night. Be ready for bed.......... I need to get ready for bed.... ugh, I gotta brush my teeth, clean my phone again from all the Smarties dust, take a shower... the mangoes are shouting for me to eat them....