Haze
10/22/2022
True Haze is like eating magic mushrooms. It's the perfect strain. Mind warping, visual warping, body numbing, paranoia inducing classic weed. The smell is woody and acidic rain carrots, with a fizzy and slightly citrusy backend. The buds are wispy, NOT AT ALL LIKE THESE FAKE, OG BUDS PICTURED. I've come to the conclusion most of these reviewers have never had real Haze, as they are mostly all buying from dispensaries. Dispos don't grow Haze. It takes too long, and looks like nothing at all. Whatever these dispo fools are smoking isn't Haze if it looks like a chunked out OG bud. That's the problem with sites like this. They allow reviews from dispensary flower, and 90% of all dispensaries sell fraudulent strains... not just Haze, but all types of flower. They buy clones or seeds from random sources and just call it whatever, and most buyers are too ignorant or unfamiliar with the strain to realize they are being lied too. Haze is the unicorn of marijuana, so finding true Haze is difficult if you don't know anything, but dispensaries definitely don't have it.