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Recent Reviews8 total

Grease Monkey

10/31/2018
One of my all time favorites for a ‘daytime’ strain. You definitely get the gas from the GG4 but has a great anchor from the Cookies ‘n Cream genetics. I’m currently growing eight of these ladies. They are very forgiving to nutrient issues but very pH sensitive. Lovely flower, iced out and Very Very little smell. What it lacks in odor, it makes up for in flavor. These plants usually produce around 5oz/sqFt. I’m getting just under 1Lb per plant of dry weight. They have a perfect leaf-calyx ratio and I’ve been able to get an average bud (4th or 5th node level) to test at 26.8% thc and .89 CBD. Easy grow, great bud. If you have a chance to buy this one, take it. Dry mellow high with a clear head. You’ll be able to get quite a lot done during the day but if you over-indulge, you’ll be stuck on the couch. Perfect cross of genetics here. A must try IMO. Peace!
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Master Yoda

2/27/2018
Awesomestrain for muscle spasms and/or any type of Back injury. I’m speaking from personal experience obviously but this worked wonders for me. I broke my back in 2015 and decided to go with medical marijuana instead of chasing the rabbit down the black hole of opiate addiction (which unfortunately I have experienced) even when I took them as directed, I know marijuana is a better option. My tolerance rose much faster to THc than I thought it would die to edibles, but soon found strains such as Master Yoda that are very high in THc but work well with high tolerance patients because I am able to use this all day and night without getting too drowsy. Micro dosing is something everyone should research and test on themselves. A couple puffs of M.Yoda, every two-three hours works perfectly for my spasms and pain from nerve damage. I am not a medical doctor so my experiences with micro dosing worked well for me, I am not in any way trying to tell anyone how to take their medications. Everyone is different. But it’s worth looking into.
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Sizzurp

2/20/2018
I got this strain from a Collective on the Central Coast CA. The main reason I got this was it’s amazing bag appeal. The buds tend to be small but they look like they are covered in SNOW. This strain is a total grinder killer, the high starts in your head and behind the eyes. You’ll most likely feel the effects after the first smoke. Not too heavy, I’d guess it to be 75:25 Indica dominant, so you will have some mental stimulation from the sativa side. I believe this strain was a hybrid crossed with an indica and you will definitely feel the hybrid effects but after an hour or two, all you want to do is find a couch and a good movie. I would give this strain 5 stars if the buds were larger. That was my only negative about Sizzurp, was the size of the buds, the effects are 5 stars.
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PHENIX STATEWIDE DELIVERY

2/6/2018
🥇BEST IN THE WEST🏅-PHENIX‼️ This is by far the best delivery service. Not only for the amazing customer support and service, but the quality of the flower is amazing. My first order with them went smooth as silk. I got a 1/2 oz of the LSD and a quarter of their house “Black” which is a strong indica. First off, the LSD changed my life.. This strain makes everything better. Pain, anxiety, appetite, DEPRESSION, mood, etc.. I usually smoke a joint around noon and I am charged and ready to tackle anything. Two years ago, I broke my back. I did not want to me another ‘number’ in the opioid ‘black hole’ that haunts the U.S. I do know that pain meds are necessary for many conditions, especially mine. Right after I was injured, I was in pain meds for a month. I found these guys last year and when my order arrived (in a very well-packaged box) I was amazed at the grapey, minty pine smell that was sooo sweet smelling, I wanted to eat the buds a la cart. Ha! But seriously, I can sleep at night with their black and the LSD makes me so happy, I’ve become very productive and the lofty head high you get from LSD really stirs those creative juices around. Enough so, that I started a new clothing company. THANK YOU PHENIX!! You guys ROCK!

Puffy Delivery

1/3/2018
These guys are awesome. No wonder why they are the states #1 statewide delivery service. Excellent customer service. They really treated me with respect and went above and beyond when I was affected by the Thomas Fire in CA. I can’t thank you guys enough. I will be a lifelong member. Oh yea, their flower is fresh 🔥 and CAKED in resin and has stunning “bag appeal”

Mochi

12/21/2017
This is my favorite strain for night time, I’ve ever had. It doesn’t have a strong nose but the flavor is like berry syrup. Smoke is very smooth and after a few hits, you will feel your body go limp. Your muscles and any stress wash away and you’ll be floating on a cloud for several hours. These buds are total grinder killers and are visibly stunning. Hard to find but there is a constant supply on the central coast in California. Mochi Cookies is even better but not yet on here.
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Chem Scout

5/11/2017
Chem Scout is easily on my all-time favorites list. I would even say it's in my top ten. Beautiful buds that sparkle when sunlight hits them. Very heady-high, dissociative at times. Ideal for nighttime use. Great to watch a movie and let your mind float away into a great nights sleep. I broke my back a couple years ago and this strain not only knocks out my pain, it takes my mind off it as well. Anyone with chronic pain knows what I mean by saying that. I'd give it Eight stars if I could..
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Godzilla Glue

3/13/2017
I got this strain from ECC in central CA. SB to be exact. I liked it. Very woodsy, earthy bouquet. Lighter green in color than expected but had yellow-ish hairs. The combination of the two colors play off each other to give off a 'glowing neon' look. Great bag appeal. I'd have to say the only remarkable characteristic of this flower was its appearance. Other than that, I feel it's a middle of the road strain. Heady onset that makes you think it might be a heavy body creeper and you wait and wait.. nothing happens. The head fuzz wears off far too soon. I was hoping for a great adversary to GG#4 or Elmer's Glue, but didn't find many similarities. I'm giving it four stars because it was very affordable, but you'd be happier getting something else.
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