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member since 2020

Recent Reviews7 total

Blueberry Headband

7/26/2021
Wow. Just wow. I never thought I’d see a day where I’d go to sleep on an empty stomach but this strain had me choosing my eyelids over a quick munchie trip to Red Lobster for Endless Shrimp Monday! I grabbed this strain around 2:30, it was rolled by 3:15 and by 3:30ish I said f the shower, f the food and f my baby it’s naptime round this biotch😂😂😂 It is now 7:45 and I just woke up feeling ready to conquer the world!!! It’s insane..a complete 180 from the numb face, spaced out, heavy eyelid feeling I went to sleep with. Now it’s time to shower and go stuff my face but I’ll definitely be smoking something else I picked up today or I won’t accomplish anything else again today 😂😂 Don’t believe Leafly’s stats, I bought this as a pure indica strain it was produced my Roll One but I bought it from Harvest HOC Towson. (I typically smoke around 8 blunts a day, half of them with a snake in the middle or some wax crumbled on top, I am in no way a beginner to this game. I have a very high tolerance and this took me completely out, no warning. Just started turning the lights and tv’s off and went to my bedroom for salvation😫😂😂😂 THCa: 24.41
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feelings
HungryRelaxedSleepyTingly

Natures Care & Wellness

4/13/2021
Yesterday I called this dispensary trying to find out their delivery process and what to expect, the woman that I spoke to made is seem like it was the easiest thing since sliced bread, she assured me that they’re always on the road, fast delivery, just an overall good business. I listened to her and decided to place an order because it was before 12 and I wanted the PROMISED same day delivery that obviously drew me to this establishment. After waiting 3 hours I received a call from Sarah who says she is the manager telling me that “they can deliver my flower tomorrow morning but they can’t do it today because they don’t have a driver for Parkville”. Uhm, excuse me? It took 3 hours to realize that you’re short staffed for the day? If you knew what drivers were working today why was this not sorted out at 8am when the drivers hit the road? Not only do they have 3 Indicas, they cancel appointments with no warning, no alternatives, just we’ll get to you when we get to you. Sarah’s attitude through it all was disgusting and she was very nonchalant and unfazed; the tone in for voice was almost as if she wanted to say take it or leave it. $170 worth of weed and you can’t make a trip to Towson/Parkville? Save yourself the headache and just go to the dispensary if you’re physically able. This establishment feels more like you’re ordering from the local weed guy instead of placing an order for your medicine that is prescribed. I feel bad for those who are not able to go into a dispensary and have to rely on questionable business practices like the ones displayed to me today.

Mandarin Dreams

4/11/2021
H E A D A C H E. I hate strains like this😫 I got this because I had Mandarin Cookies before and liked it but I will never buy this strain again, even when I try to mix it so it’s not as bad I still get a migraine like headache. Go for the MC instead!!
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FocusedHungryRelaxedSleepy

Star Buds Baltimore

11/22/2020
Located in the heart of the hood stands Star Buds...If you are hesitant to go you should be! There are so many other better places to spend your hard earned money other than this mediocre establishment. My first visit September 14 (evening): First day getting my MMCC card so I rushed over to the first dispensary I could find which was Starbuds..the line was out the door but that didn’t stop security and two of the budtenders from getting high in front of the black employee door upfront..Poor etiquette! On my second visit (2 weeks ago) it was early morning, the dispensary had just opened and the parking lot was EMPTY so I just pulled head in to the parking lot at the front door. Their front parking lot does not have lines on it so it’s basically first fit, first served..I was inside for about 5 mins because I did an online order and after getting my medicine I went back to my car where I was confronted by a short, bald, black dude with gold glasses asking me if that was my car and I told him yes as I went to get in my car. He then proceeds to tell me that I can’t park there and that I’m blocking two other parking spots (On a curb, no access) and that I can’t do that. I told him “I’m trying to move now but I can’t move and talk to you” as I go to sit in my car and close the door the security guard grabbed my door and continued to tell me how I couldn’t park there next time. I told him “If you were at your post then you would be able to dictate who parks where” and that he needed to remove his hands from my vehicle. He stood there staring at me through my tinted windows so rolled my window down and told him to move or I would call the police..of course he then moved and stared at me as I drove away. Yesterday on 11/22/2020 I called to get some details on two Indica strains because Star Buds halfway puts stuff in the system so you can never see the ingredients to compare Myrcene or any other important information pertaining to your purchase. I got (I believe this is his name) Bryan on the phone..I began to explain my dilemma and he cuts me off and blurts out “Do you know how much longer this is going to take, it’s getting pretty busy in here and I can’t just stand around on the phone helping you out”...WOW!!!! I immediately hung up the phone but then I remembered I didn’t catch his name because they don’t introduce themselves when they pick up the phone. Upon calling back I spoke to one gentleman and asked for a supervisor and I swear he put the phone on hold and came back pretending to be a manager named Brandon. I explained all these situations to Mr. Nonchalant Brandon and his response was “That sucks, sorry that happened”...after talking to a wall I told him “I see you’re not interested in what I have to say and I believe my concerns are falling on deaf ears so I’ll just end this conversation, review you online and keep my business at Blair Wellness. For this to be dispensary filled with potheads their attitudes surely aren’t as uplifting as the products they sale. These employees are young, rude, inexperienced and not knowledgeable about the products they are selling. It honestly seems like they went down the street to the local high school and gave all the upper class potheads internships..Piss poor management, Piss poor security and my weed came in at 3.2 not 3.5. BEWAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ Side note: Another reason I called yesterday is because how do you have a 20% sale on special flower but never indicate what you consider special flower???? If you make that clear maybe it’ll cut down on some of the phone calls on that particular day.

Nirvana - Lethbridge

11/5/2020
I’m really late writing this review but at least I’m doing it now!!!!!!!!! I literally only come here to see Tye (or Tay)!! I forgot her name but she is literally so perfect..A wild natural Goddess if you may say standing at her thrown (the counter) surrounded by her jungle of weed!!! She’s always so alert, polite and knowledgeable of the new and old products. The black security guard that sits in the corner was so nice! He watched me enter and exit to my car (it was late and of course I had just bought some dank stuff). I feel safe and welcome here with these guys even though they’re 30 mins from my house...The deals and atmosphere are unmatched here, I think I’m due a visit soon!!!❤️

Star 91

11/1/2020
I’m high as a b!tch. Holding my phone to write this is too much. Thinking about what to write is too much. I’m a Vet in this game and this has me starving but too lazy to get up. My batch ringed in at 34.90 with 1.29 Myrcene..I feel like I’m sitting in the night sky with 91 Stars..I hope I can catch an ounce of this!!

Ray Charles

9/17/2020
Love it! I stumbled upon this at Star Buds in Baltimore after my first day of being approved. I walked in and told the lady “I don’t want to move, what you got?” and she went straight to this strain. It was $60, a top of the line strain...and I’m starting to think I should’ve got more than an 1/8th. Nonetheless, whenever I smoke this gem I can’t do anything but sit around and look stupid and say “I’m high af” repeatedly lollll!! A must to add to your list. (Idk about anyone else but this is one of those weeds that plays with your stomach if you know what I mean..)
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EuphoricFocusedHungryRelaxedSleepy