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Incredible Bulk

2/3/2020
Incredible Bulk Flavour profile: Very Herbal and lemony kind of like a natural herbal tea. Effects: Extremely hard hitting straight after consuming. First was the massive head rush you got about 5 seconds after smoking, then a wave of euphoria comes crashing down all around you, leaving you feeling like you’ve sunk right into a marshmallow as you lay on the couch thinking “Holy shit this stuff is strong” Pros: Great for kicking back and relaxing. Fantastic for entertainment such as Youtube, Cartoons, Movies and Music! Helps you sleep very well at the end of the day. After the effects come down it leaves you feeling happy but a little sleepy. Makes food taste more intense. Slow, single player story based games are fun to play through. Great for a stay at home strain. Also good for going on nature walks or going on an adventure. Cons: Makes you a little too hungry, binge eating on this strain seems common. Mouth turns into a damn desert! Mid day naps can occur, bad if you have something planned. Gives you a bit of a headache if you consume too much of it. Short term memory loss (Watched the same season of Rick and Morty 5 times and still felt like it was the first time watching it each rewatch) Not so great for playing competitive video games, reaction time too slow for competitive games. Not great for going out to crowded events. Overall Rating Taste: 7 Potency: 8 Indica to sativa ratio: 100% Indica Smell: 6 Smoothness: 6 Weed to highness ratio: 8 Negative effects: 3 Looks: 6 THC & CBD levels: 17-20% THC | 1% CBD Overall Feeling: 7 Medical Properties: 8.5 Overall Score: 8 | “A Very nice out of a very nice!” - Pewdiepie Summary: Incredible bulk is incredibly good for kicking back and taking a load off at the end of a long day at work and enjoy all your favourite little things in life. it’s a good distraction strain just to get your mind off some stuff! Would definitely recommend it for people with Anorexia, Insomnia, Stress, Depression and body pains. Would suggest staying away from this strain if you have chronic fatigue, Paranoia, headaches/Migraines, Obesity, prone to vomiting. This strain is for you if you enjoy laying down binge watching your favourite show while eating an entire pizza with your best friend or boo. This strain isn’t for you if you enjoy a more energetic high for a more active lifestyle.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepy

Trainwreck

2/3/2020
Trainwreck Flavour Profile: Interesting combination of Fruity and peppery with an almost lemon after taste. Effects: In my personal experience with the strain it doesn’t seem to be that strong, taking almost double the amount of cannabis to get a nice high effect from it. But once I did get the high it felt like I’d been splashed in the face with cold water to wake up! Slight euphoria and an energy boost when the high finally crept it’s way in. I found that it made me tired after the initial high, which is something I usually don’t get with sativa’s, it’s more common in a sativa dominant hybrid with the indica kicking in at the end of the high. Very easy to get work done with this strain though, also good for getting your creative juices flowing and starting up a project! Entertainment on this strain is okay, would put low tier for music and movies and such. Pros: Great for creative projects and also perfect if you wanna get lit under low profile, as it’s not too strong and you can still act sober as a result of that being the case. Also great if you have an active lifestyle and like going on adventures and nature walks when you decide to smoke. The taste is unreal, very nice Fruity and peppery inhale with a slight hint of lemon on the exhale and hella smooth as well. Cons: It takes way too much weed to get a proper high, not very cost effective when it comes to Weed to high ratio. The high doesn’t last all that long, I found myself being sober within the hour after smoking a joint or a few cones which was very disappointing when it came to wanting to go out for longer than the high time period. I’ve also heard and read that it’s meant to be a good strain for people with ADD/ADHD and I myself have ADHD and it didn’t do a whole lot to effect it in any sort of way. Overall Ratings Taste: 9 Smell: 8 Looks: 7 Potency: 3 Smoothness: 7 Weed to highness ratio: 2 Negative effects: 4 Medical properties: 5.5 Overall Feeling: 5 THC & CBD levels: 14-19% THC | <1% CBD Indica to Sativa ratio: 75% Sativa | 25% Indica Overall Score: 5 | “It’s a figure of speech, Morty. They’re bureaucrats. I don’t respect them.” - Rick Summary: Trainwreck is a safe choice to smoke if you’re having a family dinner, I could have a proper conversation with my grandma without her catching on with this stuff and she grew up in the 60’s! But it’s also a great productivity strain, a strain that doesn’t get in the way of your day but simply makes it a bit better with light uplifting tones. It’s also good if you’re on a diet because it doesn’t give you the munchies at all! This strain is for you if you like having a joint with your coffee in the morning, something light to get you feeling uplifted and ready for the rest of the day! This strain is not for you if you’re more of a veteren smoker and you’re used to a nice intense high, very underwhelming if you’re used to the more potent strains like Gorilla Glue or any kush strain.
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyUplifted

Chocolope

11/27/2018
Very quick and strong head high that hits pretty much immediately! Sweet on the nose with a bit of an earth aroma. After the instant high hits you, it puts you in a focused an slightly energetic state. Only complaint is that it definitely leaves you with a dry mouth. Top Quality strain would recommend!!! :D
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EuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxedUplifted