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Recent Reviews10 total

Cotton Candy

7/14/2023
It’s pretty close to 5 stars, this one is super good (at least for me). It’s not too harsh on the intake and doesn’t smell loud asf. The main effects for me were major giggles, euphoria, and a nice relaxation. The euphoria and relaxation combine to make you feel outside of space time. You could do anything while on this (except drive heavy machinery) and if would be awesome. Music is better, tv is better, cooking is better, sex is better too. Awesome strain for me, and I would give it a try.
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Bermuda Sour

6/15/2023
Jesus Christ. Let me tell you something, this Bermuda Sour hits hard (at least for me). Ive smoked this 3 times, and each time it hit harder than dad after a couple bud lights. It’s like I went into a reality where everything was just slightly altered. Was laughing my ass off to, and took a deep interest to literally the simplest things. My cousin started speaking Japanese to me after we smoked and it was the weirdest thing that has happened to me recently. Warning it did make me a little tired about 2 hours after smoking, which was a very nice way to trail off into slumber. Would recommend but not for the faint of heart, was more of a heavy strain for me.
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Snoop's Dream

6/2/2023
Disclaimer: Quality varies by batch, and my dispensary was selling this for 30$/oz. Overall 7/10 This is upper mid tier weed. I picked it up because it was cheap and it said “Snoop” so the stoner in me was excited. The first thing I noticed was that the taste is definitely not great and it made me cough like a bitch, especially at the roach. The high is pretty good though, I was giggling and felt like I was floating through life. Another big positive is that the come down is GREAT. I didn’t feel groggy or tired, I actually had some energy. The biggest downside to me was the bulk of the high only lasts for like an hour (could just be my batch tho). I would recommend it if you could get it for the cheap.
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Raspberry Kush

5/14/2023
Overall: 7.5/10 I had been smoking hella sativa and kept getting super drowsy after 2 hours, so I decided to try some indica. I stumbled apon this strain, and I really have no complaints. It’s pretty smooth, and makes a lot of keef as well. The high is very chill, but not totally couch locking. I was giggling and having fun with friends, but you could also just chill by yourself and play video games. The main thing I loved was that it didn’t make me tired, even on the come down. It just made me relaxed enough to where I could go to sleep, but I could stay awake. Good strain!
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The Vision

3/20/2023
Smoked a whole joint while in the car with my gf. The main feelings for me were the giggles, munchies, body high, and paranoia. Things were really funny, and I ate a lot while we watched step bros. The come down hit me halfway through, but it didn’t make me sleepy just chill so I got to finish the film. Pretty standard weed effects, but I did get high as fuck.
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Zurple Punch

2/18/2023
Zurple punch is a okay strain for what it is. It was cheap as f*ck, I paid 20 dollars for a half ounce. Usually thats a very bad sign, but this time it proved not to be so bad. The Good It has a nice fruity smell, and taste as well. It got me high after about 10-20 minutes of smoking and I was moderately high. I had more of a body high with some slight giggles and munchies included. After about an hour it translated into a pretty relaxing and slightly couch locking high. This also included my friends and I staring at a Roomba for 20 minutes just watching it vacuum (which was fun at the time). The Not Great While I said the taste was nice, it was kinda harsh on my lungs sometimes on the exhale. Also, the first hour which I said is a body high with giggles, it isn’t that potent and doesn’t last too long. It maybe be a preference thing, so keep that in mind. Then the relaxing comedown was nice, however it just left me wanting more Overall Smoke this if you are either a little low on weed money, or you want a little of everything. Personally, I probably won’t smoke it again just because so many other strains do it better than Zurple Punch. However, we need 6/10 weed like this for the periodically broke stoners that some of us are.
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Apple Fritter

2/5/2023
I would give this a 3 and 1/2 if I could. Its a solid strain but I wasn’t really blown away if you know what I mean. The intake and exhale were pretty smooth, and the taste is actually kinda apple’y. It hits you within a couple minutes and starts out as very giggly, happy, and relaxed energy (that isn’t sleepy or couch locking at all). This was awesome and was completely what I was looking for. However this didn’t last more than an hour- hour and a half. Then I started to feel pretty sleepy and tired around the 2 hour mark. For me, I smoked an entire joint, so I just wish the active effects lasted longer and were a little more potent. Side note, I also got pretty paranoid when I was smoking in my car so be mindful of this effect. I also got the munchies to a very high level. I was just eating and eating, which is good but to a certain extent. Overall 7/10 I would grade it. Solid strain which I will probably smoke the rest of what I have, but will look for a new strain next time. Maybe if you’re looking for a good, happy high that will lead into bedtime…then it’s for you.
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Frank's Gift

1/19/2023
Frank’s Gift is a nice chill strain that will get you pretty high but still calm you Overall 3.5/5 INDIVIDUAL GRADES Inhale (4/5): Very smooth with a herbal taste Exhale (4.5/5): I can keep this sucker in my lungs for 5 seconds and still have it be smooth as summer. Impact Time (5-10 mins) The High Itself (3/5): Nothing too crazy, mainly just a body and slight head high. Makes a chill talking environment with friends, but for me it was perfect to chill and play video games. Hunger (3/5): I didn’t get the crazy munchies, was just slightly hungry. Good strain for people who don’t wanna go crazy with the munchies when they’re high. Comedown (4/5): Very relaxing comedown with no headache, and will transition you to either a nice sleep or deep relaxation. Final Thoughts: Frank’s Gift didn’t blow me away. But, if someone brought out this strain I would not be mad. Relaxing and a smooth smoking experience.
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Jack Herer

11/25/2022
Have smoked this strain twice now. What I’ve noticed is three main things. Firstly, it gets you high as fuck, and is a crazy high (in a good way). Secondly, it does this by being very uplifting and slightly euphoric and by lasting awhile if you smoke enough. Thirdly, there is some paranoia that I had from being in slightly worrisome situations, but it made them seem like huge deals. Other things I noticed is that it is a little harsh on the intake if you smoke it, but not too bad for a regular smoker. I see that it says energizing but I don’t think it really is. It’s definitely more in between energizing and relaxing like a neutral. Lastly I just wanted to note that I smoked this on thanksgiving on a walk with my dog, brother, and cousin. There was a moment where the sun was shining on us and it felt like we were entering into heaven. So that being said, pretty f*cking good weed, just some slight paranoia puts it down to 4 stars.
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Black Mamba

11/20/2022
I had no problems with this strain. I was happy, giggly, and very relaxed. However, not the relaxed where you are glued to the couch. More of the just chill feeling. It did help me with some pain I was feeling too. Overall very good, and I had no side effects.
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