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Recent Reviews8 total

Dosidos

11/17/2022
Just wow. Appearance is the first thing you’ll notice; super colorful buds with a mix of deep purples, greens, and oranges, shrouded behind a thick wall of frosty trichomes. The smell is SUPER distinct. Very peppery, with undertones of flowery gassy goodness. The buds themselves are dense but also soft and fluffy, just how they should be. breaks apart and grinds very well, although anything this stuff touches gets sticky. Smokes as well as I hoped it would, super smooth and tastes of flower (like a lavender maybe?) and heavy pepper, just like the smell. Effects are the main reason I’m choosing to recite this strain. Absolutely nuts; I have a very high tolerance and don’t really get stoned or get that ‘fps’ like effect you do when smoking early on, but this stuff blew my socks off. Super uplifting and great for depression and anxiety, but also great for pain and gives you that heavy body feeling without being couch-locking. 10/10 for sure, pick this up from a good grower if you can!
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedUplifted

Gruntz

7/6/2022
Got this in flower form, hit with a bong. Was hit with very citrusy and herbal flavors, and with a ‘creaminess’ to the smoke that made it a very smooth hit. Effects immediately set in and it’s a very nice head high, which slowly spreads throughout the body and works wonders on pain. Definitely a daytime smoke due to the uplifting and energetic high it gives you, which is what I love in a strain. Definitely as good if not better than the two strains that it comes from, both of which are some of my favorites.
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EnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyTinglyUplifted

Pink Panties

5/13/2022
Picked this up purely because I thought the name was funny, and ended up being pleasantly surprised after smoking it through a cartridge. Upon inhaling I was met with an herbal and zesty citrus taste, and the following exhale was smooth and vaguely earthy. The high that followed was pretty damn good. Right after the exhale, head felt light and airy, followed by my body feeling loosened and relaxed. Definitely visually impactful at high doses; colors seem brighter and richer, motion seems floatier. Comedown is couch-locked, sleepy heaven. Definitely helps with anxiety and stress. Would highly recommend this strain for nighttime as the comedown knocks you out (indica-dominant hybrid). Great to smoke for chilling listening to music, playing video games, chatting with friends, etc. Overall for sure a 5 star strain and bonus points for the name lol
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CreativeEuphoricHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Strawberry Shortcake

5/12/2022
Some of the best tasting bud I’ve ever had the pleasure of smoking. A lot of other strains have a fruit or other flavor in their name or flavor profile but only have slight hints of it; this strain straight up tastes like its name. Smoked from a double-bowl bong with some fairly fresh bud, upon inhaling was hit with a massively flavorful blast of strawberry and cream; the exhale that followed was smooth and intensified the strawberry taste even more. The aftertaste is very present and very tasty. The high is pretty good. Nice light and euphoric head feel, with a light body feel. Felt happy and stress-free, which is great for me in strains. Comedown knocks you TF out big time, you better smoke this at night or you’ll assuredly be taking a mid-day nap. Great for chilling before bed, playing games, listening to music, etc. Definitely a five star strain for the flavor alone, would highly highly recommend. The high that follows is great as a bonus.
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EuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted

TK41

5/12/2022
Picked this up from my local dispensary just to try it out as it sounded and looked good, and was very pleasantly surprised upon smoking it. Smoked it from a cartridge and immediately upon inhaling was greeted with heavy herbal tastes with some slight spice and sweetness in the background, followed by a faint fruity/herbal taste on the exhale, which might i add is very smooth. High rolls in slowly and gradually, made me feel heavy in the body but floaty in the head. Definitely helps with pain too, body felt nice and ache-free. Colors and lights seem richer and brighter. Come down makes you relaxed and at high doses, pretty sleepy, so i’d recommend saving this for the evenings. Listening to music, chatting with friends, playing video games, all are much much better and more entertaining with this strain. Overall a very pleasant strain and would for sure recommend, 5 stars all the way.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Jack Straw

5/11/2022
Saw this strain at my local dispensary and was very excited to try it, as it’s cross of two of some of my favorite strains (Jack Herer and Strawberry Cough). Definitely lived up to both. Smoked it out of a bong, bud was dense and covered in terpenes. Immediately got notes of herbs and spices on the inhale, more on the sweet side, with a smooth piney exhale. Didn’t give me a dry throat like some other strains do. Amazing high, immediately felt floaty and spacey in the head, followed by a relaxed, tingly body feel. Felt talkative and focused, would highly recommend for daytime usage; I personally like to smoke this strain when going out, cleaning, playing video games, etc. 5+ star strain all the way, definitely pick some up if you come across some.
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyHungryTalkativeTinglyUplifted

Chemdawg

5/11/2022
Wanted to try this strain for a long time and was finally able to get my hands on it. Smoked bud out of a bong, and it didn’t disappoint. Super pungent and diesel-like taste with some spicy notes on the exhale. Smokes pretty smooth but newer smokers might find themselves in a coughing fit if not careful. Fantastic high. Immediately hit with a heavy body feeling and a spacey, clear head. Colors and light seem brighter and ‘happier’. Comedown didn’t make me tired like some other strains do, just felt relaxed and calm instead of sleepy. Highly recommend for daytime smoking, maybe for going out and about or even just chilling doing nothing. Definitely pick up if you can, 5 star strain!
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EuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Lamb's Bread

5/24/2021
I’ve been smoking marijuana for quite some time and i’ve built up a bit of a tolerance, so it takes a good amount of it to get me high, and even more to get stoned. I decided to pick up this strain the other day after hearing (fascinatingly enough) that it was a favorite of Bob Marley’s, so i thought “why not?” I got home, packed a bowl, took a big rip, and was immediately hit with an herbal, slightly citrusy kick, which then kicked me on my ass before all the smoke even left my mouth. This is a wonderful Sativa strain, definitely one of my favorites. As someone with depression, PTSD, etc., albeit this is Sativa, this strain is wonderfully relaxing and calms nerves really well. Next time you see Lamb’s Bread, i’d highly recommend you pick some up.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted