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It's both euphoric and grounded at the same time, if that makes sense. I bought this a week ago when I was drunk in the afternoon and took it home and played video games for several hours. Tonight I am dealing with my very sick cat and worried out of my mind, and it took me to an objective and focused place that I needed to be. Body effect is a pretty typical 70/30ish sativa hybrid high. Mentally it is one of the most useful strains I've ever smoked and I love it.

One of the very best, and a super user-friendly strain. Very head-heavy, focused, semi-active high that works for just about any situation. I would think a daily smoker could be incredibly productive with this, but it's pretty heavy and confusing for me. Good ideas, but the execution right now is out of the question, and that might be for the best.

Supreme. I steer clear of sativas with absurd thc% bc sativas sometimes make me anxious, but I failed to notice that detail on the jar until after I smoked a big bowl and in this case I'm really glad. This shit is rocket fuel at 30.3% and it's definitely rugged but it's also very mellow and focused. I smoked a lot of strawberry cough in college in the early 2000s but until today hadn't seen it since then, my only memory of it is doing an all-nighter to do a half-semester's worth of busy work last minute and ripping huge bong hits and guzzling coffee all night. It's effective for that kind of thing without question, and as it turns out it's also real nice for chillin on the porch with a Pacifico at 11am on a saturday.

Awesome pure luck find on 420. I came across an old bag of emerald I'd forgotten about, it was 2.3 grams and I rolled all of it into 2 zigzag 1 1/4s connected lengthwise and smoked about a third of it. Very mild, pure indica high, according to the label 24%thc but doesn't feel near that strong. It's difficult to review because the effects are so understated even after smoking a lot of it (and not smoking at all for a week prior), but it also has zero negatives aside from lack of productivity, which, who gives a shit? Munchies are completely off the scale. It's a really good strain as long as you don't expect too much from it.

Strain is big time. Super balanced, thoughtful high, maybe a little on the indica side but near 50/50. Mentally chaotic but physically relaxed, if that makes sense. I bought half an eighth on the recommendation of my dude at the dispensary and got shitty drunk and smoked about half of it. I have a big ~15 inch bong and somehow I straight up lost it in a 900sqft loft. No idea where it went. What the fuck.

Very nice! I smoked a ton of durban poison in the early 2000s when I was in college, and hemlock is basically exactly how I remember that to be. Real hard-headed high but not abrasive. Way on the sativa side of the spectrum for a hybrid--zero indica effects at first, but they do come around to an extent after 15min or so. Bonkers high, great strain.

This is no question my favorite indica in the world. It's basically perfect. I don't smoke a lot of pure indicas these days but this is one that is in rotation whenever possible. A good outside-the-box application if you want to get real weird: mix some skywalker up with a hard sativa/hybrid (a haze derivative or something along those lines) and drink a bunch of booze. It is a fucking time warp. I cannot stress enough: this strain is NOT the same as the possibly better-known skywalker OG kush hybrid, the pure skywalker is better by a wide margin.

With the genetics I kind of expected something along the lines of blue dream but weirder, but that's not exactly the case. Body effects are indeed similar to blue dream, but it's a straightforward, bright, relatively chill sativa high. Creeps hard, especially with the mental effects. Extremely hungry. THC% unknown but higher than I originally thought. I needed a go-to hangover/daytime drinking bud after I ran out of blueberry diesel, and I seem to have made a good choice here.

I avoided this strain for a while because I'm not a big fan of OG kush, but wow this is money. Sativa dome high and nice subdued indica-ish mind effect at low dosage. I suspect that, as with skywalker OG, once I smoke a shitload of it the OG effects will emerge hard and give me wild anxiety. We shall see.

Best way I can describe this is the indica-side counterpart to blue dream, with most of the body energy going directly into your eyeballs. Shit's weird and also very pleasant.