Dante's Inferno
10/30/2023
20 year vet here. I stopped smoking these past 2 years and I recently started smoking again a month or so prior to getting this strain. I never really paid attention to different strains and types of cannabis until I got this. Once I hit it, I could 100% tell it wasn't a super "heady" Sativa high, not at all. It was way more of that Indica couch lock, 'eat, sleep, smoke, relax, repeat' type of high. I had some moments of clarity and motivation, where I'd wanna just get a couple chores done, straighten up the area I was smoking in or do nothing but think and "plan" on how to get things done. Seemed like the high didn't last long, maybe peaked for a good half hour or so, which I guess is normal, but it just seemed like sometimes I wasn't really feeling it. Which was crazy because there are so many THC crystals on these buds, plenty of beautiful, thick & fluffy red hairs holy crap, honestly one of the best LOOKING strains I've ever had the pleasure of pleasuring.
I'd say overall, if you're looking for a socializing, uplifting SATIVA high, then: LOOK ELSE WHERE! But, if you need to treat sore muscles, anxiety, insomnia or if you just want your body and mind to relax, then by all means, GO FOR IT. Just try to smoke this early in the day, because you'll literally render yourself incapable of accomplishing anything that requires patience or is even a little bit difficult. I did have SOME moments of clarity and motivation. I did have a bit of euphoria and occasionally noticed I was unusually "giddy". But the main effects were fatigue, hunger and 75% of the time I had the feeling of "not being high enough". Even though, I knew I was high and even though I knew I should be high based on how much I smoked, I just would occasionally get this feeling like "this stuff is weak".
Would I smoke it again? Sure. Would I pay to smoke it again? Not if I can help it. And that's the truest review you'll ever read.