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Feels like your mind is being abducted into the Heavens by heavenly aliens. This strain is literally out of this world

Had the opportunity to try some from Arcata, Humbolt County, California. Really fresh but doesn't hit you as hard as they say it does. Provides a burst of energy and clears away stress like a locomotive clearing away a car from its rails. Tastes/smells like Pine-Sol.

Greased lightning! This mostly Sativa strain comes from one of the original OG flowers. It has roots back to 1998 and is still today one of the most potent flowers around and a well received OG. This strain is extremely rare, only making an appearance every few years to the general public. The exact genetics are unknown, but it has been said by many knowledgeable tokers that this Grease is what every other OG aspires to. The flavor, an interesting mix between diesel fuel and sweet ginger, could suggest a genetic infusion from a “Fuel” family strain. If spotted it is definitely worth picking up at your favorite collective. Smells like motor oil, tastes like diesel or some kind of solvent, and makes your mind feel like nitrous. Known as one of the select few strains with the strongest potency, Grease is definitely the best choice for Sativa lovers.

Literally made me feel like my mind got sucked up into some vortex and left me lost in thought. Super strong, but not as strong as Grease. Nice and frosty and full of hairs.

Was not so bad, made you feel very relaxed. Good for after a long day.

Smells and tastes fruity...makes you feel like all is right in the world. Gave me the energy to do stuff I would be too lazy to do sober. Cured my depression, panic attacks, and social anxiety. Buzz is short, but leaves you feeling like a slice of butter melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks.

Made me feel really happy, hopeful, and like I just wanted to go out and live life.

Made me feel lazy, yet relaxed. Reminds me of Master Kush. The taste is enjoyable, and the smell reminds me of Rosmary and Thyme. Lasted a little too long for my liking, and my hearing is all whacked.

This strain is one of my top favorites. It smells like regular cheese or cornbread and tastes like toasted Brie. The flavor is manageable, although I do sometimes still cringe, and the effects are very mild and mellow. The effects give you more of a buzz, and lasts up to half an hour. The buzz makes you feel tingly in the first ten, fifteen minutes until it reaches its peak. You will feel happy, and develop an appetite. I like this strain mostly because it’s not “super potent,” and won’t leave you out of your mind. You can still carry a conversation, go out to work, and still be high functioning. But if your looking for something short and sweet over big and strong, then cheese is the strain for you.

A nice, soft warm buzz and tingle. The taste is manageable, and smells tomatoey