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OG Chem

11/19/2022
Absolute all-timer and everything you could ever ask for in a strain. OG Chem (also called Chemdog OG) is one of the oldest and widely-grown strains of all time. I’ve had multiple people who I’ve seshed with say that the smell of it is familiar or reminds them of their childhood; that’s probably because it was most likely what a family member smoked when they were growing up. Crazy isn’t it? While it definitely tests fairly low in regards to THC percentage, don’t let that fool you: Chemdog OG packs a PUNCH. It’s extremely smooth and not at all difficult to smoke, you want more and more of it as you continue just because of how easy it goes down. On the nose, it is extremely baseline, smelling very earthy and skunky without being too pungent. The flavor, however, is awesome. The main notes received are pretty much identical to the scent; very earthy with a little skunk in the background. After a few hits though, it very quickly melts into a very pleasant sour taste, as well as being fairly gassy. It’s pleasant all around and there’s nothing I would change about it. The appearance is even better, in my opinion. What really makes Chemdog OG stand out is how fluffy the buds are. While they’re overall still more medium-sized buds (at least compared to many other strains), they’re by no means small; long buds that taper off. Completely covered in sticky white frost (trichomes) and as sticky as you would expect, it has an overall fantastic appearance. Grinds and packs extremely well into both bowls and joints. After finishing your sesh, expect an extremely pleasant full-body high that gets stronger and stronger as you peak. The high is extremely unique and not something you can experience with most strains. It’s an extremely strong tension-relieving high that courses through your entire body, head to toe, throughout the entire duration of it. When using for medical reasons, I’ve found that it works as well as most strains for relieving nausea, slightly better than most for sleep and pain relief, and significantly better than most for relieving gastrointestinal issues. Very hard to go wrong with Chemdog OG no matter what your intended use is. Overall, an all-timer that deserves all of the recognition and hype that it receives, Chemdog OG is as good of a widely-available hybrid as any other. Being available to just about everyone in a legal market AND doing just about everything you could ever need it to, there’s little reason to doubt this absolute gem of a strain. Thanks for reading!
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Sour Banana Sherbet

11/19/2022
Scent is extremely mild, fairly herbal and earthy. Very earthy flavor. If using outdoors, humidity will often affect flavor negatively near the end of a bowl or joint. Hint of banana definitely on the tongue but goes away quickly and you won’t notice it anymore after going through around 4 grams. Bud itself is very bright and sticky, packs extremely well in both bowls and joints. Like most NGW shake, you’re receiving the best prices in IL because of the low quality control; don’t be surprised to find a healthy mix of both big and small stems blended into the bud. Typically, as long as you remove the biggest, easily-removable stems, you’ll be fine. Not nearly as big of a flaw as many would have you believe. Used just under 2 ounces for multiple reasons over the course of just over a month. For the high alone, it leaves a lot to be desired but is by no means bad; it’s an extremely average baseline body high, almost exactly what you’d expect from a hybrid. For use to fight pain, it does a slightly below average job and I would definitely recommend you try something else, but there are worse choices if this is your only affordable option; pair it with an indica-heavy edible or RSO. For use to fight gastrointestinal issues (heartburn, nausea, stomach issues), it does a perfectly fine job with few issues. For use to help sleep, it does an average job, but many other widely-available strains do a significantly better job. Overall, it’s an average strain deserving of a rating of around 2.5-3/5. It does most things decently, but extremely few things well, which is what keeps me from really recommending it. It’s a good budget bulk option, so use your judgement and decide if it’s worth it for you. Thanks for reading!
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RelaxedSleepy