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Alaskan Thunder Fuck

2/13/2017
This strain, and sativa, obvious by the name, hits heavy and hard! Sedating and obliterating strike to the dome, almost like alcohol, but an inward euphoria spiraling outward. Buzz buzz inner head vortex swallowing your steps and gushing the vents of free will with little button pushings of .durban poison like sativa rays. Sweet buzzing in the temples may be a tiny bee chorus of your now delectable ambition to go out into the world and do something. Ability to focus is widened as you take in sensory input. Coughing may follow, small brief ache to chest. One must pack a lunchbox or have available food within reach for the remainer of the high, warning: major munchies will quickly occur! Milky whiteish green burly nugs with icy tricomes and sparse tangerine hairs, the nugs are like mini asteroids in the palm of my hand. Briefly hinting of nutmeg and pine, like I imagine the woods of Alaska might smell like. Everyday smoking this be evergreen. I recommend for arousal, or sedation of stress and lifes pull of obligation, and going out! A must try especially for an introvert who needs to get some pep in his step and interact fully with the outside world.
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Sour OG

2/11/2017
Simply the smell of it made me want to keep smoking it- milky clean light pine I started the day off in a little bit of an irritable mood, seeing as a Islam person just beheaded a woman in Oaklahoma who refused to convert and was trying to get people to convert at his job. Islam big religion of peace! LMAO what a joke. I toked this bowl in a little bubbler & instantly felt something change in my mood. I thought about our second amendment and first amendment rights, and how Canada is trying to make a "Blasphemy Law" punishing anyone who talks "bad" about Islam, making the USA the remaining King of the entire world, of free speech, and how special it is to preserve this for everyones religious and secular alike!!'s freedom here. :) It is that simple. I love America and would die for others to protect free speech and freedom of religious and secular beliefs all in all. Create some art, speech or writing today and celebrate your freedom you have while you have it. America is the only nation left in the world with the first amendment and second amendment now as an essential base of their culture! :) I'm so grateful to smoke weed in such a place! Light olive green festive with curly tangy hairs like orange confetti, with a milked aroma of earthy forest feeling. A taste that makes you want to smoke it just to taste that again. The high though...Did I just open the door to Narnia, or did I just age backwards into a child like state permanently? I can't tell... I mean, my spirit feels light as a feather while being to flock together with any flock while adhering to my own. Any focus will be stripped to the root, beautifully, euphorically. Wait, am i now Harley Quinn now... oh Sh%* . harley quinn vibes! To my head to my toes I feel one with being human...first and second amendment rights are right in line with what it means to be human. hehe Anywho...this strain is best for those with depression, those temporarily lacking mental clarity and peace due to stress, or have inflammation or are working out right after smoking this.
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CreativeEuphoricFocusedHappyTinglyUplifted

White Widow

2/3/2017
Hybrid Piney Cedar Taste Cough Attack Creeping euphoria to the head Sets in slowly and Ceases the physical pain of exercise Feeling light as a feather At heart I felt the need to giggle, crack jokes. This combats stress while Cerebral, opening up your mind up towards the universe around you Inconspicuously Very light green whitish buds with very light curly orange hairs that blend in with the crevices of the trichomes without difficulty. I would recommend White Widow for those who want their mind woken up, have physical pain, want to do something creative and want a uppity hybrid! :) I would not recommend this for sleep, those who prefer a sweet taste, and those who lack materials to create art or such at the time of consumption. ;) I can see White Widow being a "go to" strain for the 8 a.m. wake n bake.
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CreativeEuphoricGigglyTalkativeUplifted

A-Dub

1/30/2017
A hybrid flower, A-Dub has dark orange tiny hairs curled into the trichomes, giving off a straight lemon pepper tart aura. When smoked, (I used my little bubbler for this strain) the softening of your stresses literally? pulls through the hit like a genie in a bottle cloud that pulls over all of you. This potent relaxation blankets over your whole face with a dissolving buzz and ever so slightly sinks into your toes. I did not want to leave the house or even my bed, but I did feel urges to create, something pulling at me in the form of creative ideas. For example I felt like replying to a very long message I was sent that I ignored earlier because it would take too long and wouldnt relax into the idea and just do it, and I wrote a few poems and submitted them for a contest. Fun personal time with yourself while quietly euphoric at best. Not the best strain for taking away pain but maybe the perfect hybrid for an introvert ,Lol jk. :) A strain that is lovely for combatting anxiety in one single big dragon hit.
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CreativeEuphoricHappyRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Dutch Treat

1/11/2017
Hefty “christmas tree material” nugs rearing gorgeous trichomes with thick amber and tangerine hairs. Earthy, piney lemon hints in smell that give off only a piece of its sweetness and brightness. Calm and collecting, it is not “straight to the dome”, but it is “melts into you before you melt” kind of strain. The melting is a euphoric head high, that can make any mundane task or thing you are doing or want to do, feel exciting, focusable, while not making you want to be hyper or needing to be far from the couch. One hit or two and your senses are permeated with heightened sight, hearing and touch. Also cerebral in nature, Dutch Treat... you may have a deep conversation on this one or a simple giggling one depending on who is in your company. This strain is a strain I smoked before I sat down and did some writing when writing a paper for class. Definitely would recommend this for stress relief, pain relief, relaxing, people who need help being social,talkative, and creative, and people who need help not being impulsive.
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Head Cheese

8/28/2016
Sweet to the nose and a mild cheese undertone beneath it upon further nose-spection. Olive green and covered in itty bitty white crystals with spiky orange hairs. In just two bowls I was already feeling completely uplifted on a rocket ship feeling and ready to go out for an adventure with friends or do some drawing alone in my room with music solo. I also felt like my sense of humor was brought out of the closet with this strain and I had many giggles too, as cheese is a good strain to laugh on I'm glad this cheese hybrid still has inherited that trait.

Super Silver Haze

8/10/2016
Straight to the dome, this is my third time having Super Silver Haze and it has never changed. With a slight cheesy and citrusy aroma, Super Silver Haze tastes sweet but has a swift earthy under tone. When I smoked this strain, I was applying for jobs and writing and it helped me focus and open up my creative mind state, even allow me to be talkative if I wish. One could agree this strain is no doubt a sativa and that is very apparent in the first drag. This strain does not make one feel disoriented as the high tapers off and could be an every day strain. I will request this strain again for when I want to do creative tasks, open my mind, feel energetic in a confident and smiling way,. or when I am getting ready to go on an adventure with friends. I hope every shop learns to carry this gem of a strain, Super Silver Haze.
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Bali Gold

8/10/2016
Like the Optimus Prime/ 3 X Crazy strain, I also picked this one randomly for the same 5 strains for $55 deal. This was peppered in light crystals with an olive green hue and gray yellow tinge hairs that do not protrude much from the bud. I felt a gust of energy sweep my senses with the first puff and a few coughs deepen this in my throat from my throat to my toes. It lasted about an hour or two. A melllow, buzzy high that makes you ready to start the day like a cup of coffee, but without overwhelming your senses to jitters and without making your stomach acidic. This strain also made me more likely to communicate and ask good questions. I wish I had a vaporizer instead of the little bubbler in order to smoke this one to its greatest chemical and medicinal potential.
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3X Crazy

8/10/2016
For me, this strain was a random pick, for a $55 for (any) strain / 5 gram special. I picked a random indica as one of my 5 grams, Optimus Prime or 3X Crazy. The aroma is earthy and From the first toke a feeling as if all was well with the world hit me, and sedated any stress from the day. I had a few deep thoughts, now clear headed from the medicine.. Then at some point I laid down and I slept like a baby that night, and woke up feeling grounded, not heavy, the new day upon me. It was as if it relaxed and soothed me so gently I eventually fell asleep. It creeps up a little and I know people who have hit this strain and fallen right asleep, and some do take this for insomnia. 3X is not over bearing or electric but cuddling and clearing to your sense of balance and self. I felt I straddled gently between peace and euphoria. Another time I smoked this after soccer and it relieved pain in my legs and relieved a sinus headache. All its positive effects make it obvious the trifecta of power of the 3 different indicas combined to create this strain in the 3 of 3X Crazy. The aroma is earthy to the nose and sweet to the under tone.
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Bio-Diesel

8/7/2016
I would rate this a 4.5, not a 4, but it does not allow halves in the star part of this review. I would say its a 5 if maybe the THC content was a little higher but it was speckled throughout with crystals and all the nugs were shaped like little christmas trees and I love it when that happens. Piny and foresty aroma to the nose. When I hit it with my little turoquoise bubbler in the dying afternoon sun outside my patio,, it felt very boosting to the senses and fast to the head, like a window was opened but in my mind instead of my room. It felt like I was engulfed by rays of euphoria from the inside of my heart out and the motivation ambitious spirit of it reminds me of Green Crack but this strain is more cerebreal and euphoric. It suprises me this strain is so uplifting yet focusing and motivating, effortless in doing so with just a couple puffs.
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