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Recent Reviews10 total

Fruity Gum

12/5/2024
I would describe the smell as a gealto-like fruity pebble og. My batch is 27%. This is a nice couch lock that hits the entire body, starting behind the neck. I am absolutley zooted of 0.75 grams of a raw joint I rolled myself. "Nothing beats combustion"- Josh Kessleman quote🤘🔥🍃
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GG4

11/23/2024
This weed tastes amazing, smells like sweet piney gorilla glue, and what I really love about this stuff is I could smoke it at 7 in the morning and get going with my day, or I could smoke it at 9 at night and wind down for sleep. This strain is good for everything. I feel no anxiety after smoking a joint and I just feel "good" for lack of a better word. It is most certainly beneficial for ADHD and depression, as well as anxiety. Checks off my 3 boxes👍. If this is on a menu near you I highly suggest grabbing some. Couch locked or out in the world, your choice.
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Fire OG

11/15/2024
Nice chill high, a pungent earthy taste with a hint of woody kush and an aroma of sweet burning pine. Id give it a 8/10

Northern Lights

11/10/2024
I finally found this in flower and... whoo boy am I high af. I smoked a joint and I feel like my whole body just took a great big sigh of relief. I am literally couchlocked lying kn the couch. This is a true indica. Definitley hits you in the body but also behind the eyes nicely. I just feel like a warm bowl of queso rn, this strain is definitley in my top 4.
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Hash Burger

11/10/2024
Holy shit im fucking glued. This is some of the best shit i ever smoked. Genuinley. This tastes like a literal cheesburger. Im smoking 0.5 grams and I havent even finished my joint and im fucking sent already. How did this get me this high in 9 minutes? You reading this, you really gotta try this if its avalible near you. A really nice "floaty" body high, and with that classic "man im high as fuck" feeling. Tastes like stinky cheese & tar, dank as fuck. Definitley not a daytime strain. Im boutta pass out while writing ts😂. Ramble ahh review.
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Blueberry Cookies

11/4/2024
Whoever said this was good for getting relaxing sleep was pretty spot on. I only smoked one bowl of this and I was deadass knocked out cold within 30 minutes. This is amazing.
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GMO Cookies

10/26/2024
Writing this review in the GoldLeaf dispensarey parking lot. I purchased a select 2g briq disposable and took 3-4 little hits. This weed smells like somebody took a 2 week old dumpster and filled it with chopped onions & garlic, then lit a tire fire on top pf said dumpster. But it also has a slightly sweet undertone. I would describe the flavor as a dank and skunky gmo with a hint of sweet fruit. The effects are definitley a couch lock for me, my ptsd and anxiety are gone it feels like a weight has been lifted off my chest, my adhd brain has slowed down. This is definitley something to smoke for anxiety/depression or before chillin out and watching tv with some nice munchie food or for relaxing before bed. Overall 9.6/10
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Dosidos

10/12/2024
Ok so I just smoked 3 bowls of this stuff. Tested at 33.56% THC this shit has me glued and floating to mars. This is definitley a nighttime strain or one for if you have nothing to do. Extremley good for my physical pain & anxiety/depression. I feel like im just chillin on a cloud, a very nice body high. The taste is like a piney-peppery christmas tree cookie, but also a literal christmas tree, or the smell of one for that matter. Very heavy on pinene. I didnt notice so much limonene in it. Overall a definite 10/10 though, I havent been this high in a while.
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Granddaddy Purple

9/5/2024
Ok so I myself am an indica connoisseur, and I am an experienced smoker with a relativley high tolerance. The effects of this strain definitley creep up on you, I bought a 1 gram cartdrige from my medical dispensarey and I took 7 hits, within 17 minutes I was completley stoned from head to toe. Someone else described this as a "relaxing sativa" and they were lowkey spot on. The high is definitley full body but also a very relaxing stoned feeling behind the eyes. It is extremley good for my anxiety, lower back and neck pain, my adhd brain & spiraling thoughts/ptsd shuts up. This is the right strain for sleep or extreme anxiety/ptsd.
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Sky OG

8/2/2024
Man this shit is pretty good. Took 6 good hits with this out of a distillate cart, and immediatley I noticed my anxiety went away almost completley. This is a huge plus as I struggle with adhd and a generalized anxiety disorder, as well as depression. This helps with literally all of that. I originally was gonna put a 4 star rating, but after having had it kick in, its a definite 5 star. And I am a indica conoisseur. This is good shit. period.
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