j........7

member since 2021

Recent Reviews5 total

Maui Wowie

4/11/2022
From the time we first start smoking and hearing about different strains, Maui Wowie always is mentioned. This was pineapple express before pineapple express was a thing. That being said, here is my review of this legend! once my budtender opened the jar it smelled like body odor....yes B.O!!!! as I got closer the pineapple and tropical notes became apparent. it's coated in those light tan crystals your used to with good sativa strains! I get home and pack a bong up and see what happens..... of course all in the head like your typical sativa!!!!! but wait.... I'm not to far gone in my head.!!!! I'm actually not thinking way to hard on a pure sativa strain!!!!! one thing about sativa strains is that they tend to make me think really, really hard. almost over think things. Not with Maui!!!!! stayed grounded but stoned as hell!
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feelings
EnergeticEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryTalkativeUplifted

GG4

9/22/2021
so a good friend of mine had some medicine I haven't seen in a while, so I went over to see him and get a half oz. So happy I did, because it ended up being GG#4!!!! God I love this strain! there is just something magical about GG#4 that I can't quite put my tongue on!
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feelings
EuphoricRelaxedSleepy

Dutch Treat

7/9/2021
So I went to the dispensary yesterday, and I cannabis has always helped me sleep. So they had a sale on matter distillate .5 gram carts buy 3 get 25% off. So I asked what's the best for ADHD and sleep. She said dutch treat would be great for both depending on how much I took. BOY!!!! First off the terpene profile is amazing!!!! It's so tasty. I also got the select live resin dutch treat so it is flash frozen resin!!!! All the flavors preserved! This weed is perfect for any time!
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feelings
ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Blue Dream

7/7/2021
So blue dream... What can I say that everybody already hasn't said about this true classic. You know what blue dream reminds me of? Remember in the 90's when cypress hill, limp biscuit, P.O.D, and all those late 90's stoner music bands. This reminds me of highschool when me and my friends would have the best weekend planed and pick up blue dream and go out on the boat fishing! Ah blue dream a true cannabis conssuer weed!
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feelings
EnergeticEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedTalkativeTinglyUplifted

Chemdawg

6/27/2021
So I don't have the flower to review, but I ended up getting a cart of chemdawg with 1g or oil. I am a medical patient and go about cannabis that way so I will be writing along the lines of the medical aspect I noticed. So I got the cart popped it on my vessel core and gave myself a nice little session. it has a very moticible sativa high. It is absolutely great for getting things done, however.... It is a hybrid. So I did notice the indica on the comedown after the high. But this strain did make me feel happy, euphoric, laughing, smiling, overall sense of being happy! Really helps with my golfers elbow! I take two puffs and I'm scoring low 80's and not a single pain at all in my elbow!
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feelings
CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted