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I've thought about it long and hard, and there's really only one way to succinctly describe this strain in just a couple of words. And those words are the "Bomb DigglesMcgigglyballs". The smell is fruitier than Derrick when I was in junior high that used to put his arm around me in a very uncomfortable fashion years before he came out (not that there's anything wrong with that), and the taste is sweeter than Yoohoo as Roy Munson's dad used to say about his uncanny ability to bowl strikes under pressure. The effects made me quite energetic, and helped me enjoy the mountain hike I was on a tremendous amount more. Untouched realms of my mind's creativity were opened, and I was lovin' life. I strongly suggest you put this in your budhole like now. You're welcome in advance.

Flavor, smell and taste are off the charts on this strain. I was cautious that the Indica portion of this hybrid would have me layin' up in the cut like shooga bear all day, but I was pleasantly surprised. The euphoric, energizing effects were exactly what I was looking for when I partook in the sheer beauty of this flower. If I had to describe this particular strain in one word, it would be difficult, but that word would be: STUPENDERIFFICLYBOMBDIGGLESMCGIGGLES

There's really only one way to describe this strain in its totality: UNBELIEVAMAZABLINGLY WONDERBALLS The cerebral effects are unmatched (or at least in my experience) and allowed me to eloquently deliver a speech to my friends on how the government is using the forward facing cameras on our iPhones to monitor us 100% of the time we are on them, and how they are compiling a stock of photos from our social media accounts to keep tabs on us at all times. Then, as I was talking, I realized that the thumbprint reader on my iPhone 6 was directly uploading into the FBI directory, furthering their control of our lives, and our every step. The crescendo came when I informed everyone that the Presidential Debate was just a distraction from the real issue at hand ---- the fact that Michelle Obama was born a man, and that our current President changed the bathroom laws simply so his wife would feel more comfortable when she was going number 1 in a public restroom. This was a pretty intense speech given on a boat last Friday afternoon to my 3 friends who listened eagerly. We later realized that Cloud 9 was the shizznitobamsnipsnapsack.

*******************CAUTION***************** DO NOT SMOKE THIS STRAIN UNLESS 1. You want to feel like you missed your calling as a full time writer for the Simpsons or an equally creative/hilarious adult swim type show 2. You don't mind the weightless sensation astronauts most likely feel as they are in zero gravity 3. You enjoy understanding the depths of the mysteries of the world being revealed to you one mind blowing revelation at a time, every 5-10 minutes 4.You don't plan on watching the remake of Mad Max within 30 minutes of inhalation (trust me, that movie blows and is a total buzzkill) 5. You want to experience euphoric feelings of euphoria blissfully blissing your face off the blissed planet of blissphoria