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The Silver Haze genetics are strong in this one so if you like that, good! This one just made me feel really drugged and impaired, like Silver Haze usually does for me. No couchlock, a lot of body buzz, and a slight feeling of being disengaged. No euphoria but I got a feeling of not being bothered by stuff so I can see how it might help with anxiety. I had to do some light housework with a drill, definitely not recommended!

I've been dealing with a depressive episode for the last month. After smoking Jesus, I could not stop smiling. It's not super giggly or euphoric so I wouldn't call it upbeat. It just puts you in a good mood, anxieties lessen and you feel like being productive. Minimal munchies and a little bit chatty. The strain i got is made by Kiana. The leaves were pretty loose but it was only $10 a gram. Great strain for what you pay.

Taste and smell is on point. This is one of those strains that makes you wonder what the point was in smoking it. The high is really underwhelming. At its best, it feels a little like being on a tropical island where you don't have a care in the world but are also wondering wtf to do with your day. At its worst, it's mediocrity just pisses you off. The high is slightly floaty and fuzzy with an edge of anxiety, like a sugar high. Just irritating to be on. I could not unload the rest of my stash on two of my other friends, it was that bad. The gram I bought was Phat Panda, super fluffy nugs that make it look twice the size of a usual gram.

Feels like being drunk without the nausea. It's giggly, there's some visual fuzziness, and life just feels good. There is a sense of lowered inhibitions and a tendency to babble. While there is motivation to do something, there isn't enough focus to do it. Music and dancing are great on AK-47.

Lives up to its name! Narnia activates the imagination and encourages creativity. This is a great strain for crazy taste experiments and making art. Things seem to have a hallucinogenic shimmer - colors are more vibrant, edges more defined. It also makes me a more empathetic person. For me, it resembles a very mild mushroom trip. There are deep thoughts, a desire to be better, etc. It works wonderfully for my depression, anhedonia, and lack of motivation. Great for artists! There does appear to be some short term memory loss with this one. No raging munchies though, just an interest in sensual experiences... ALL sensual experiences.

Uplifting buzz with no droopy eyes. Slight paranoia and anxiety. This is not a particularly happy high but there is a sense of being present and in the moment, not rocketing off into space. It's easy to get engrossed in YouTube or video games, but not books unfortunately. The short term memory fail is really noticeable. That's ok though, because your thoughts will meander pleasurably and you may experience small epiphanies. The biggest characteristic of this weed though is the MUNCHIES. You won't be ravenously hungry but eating is so much fun you'll want to keep doing it. Overall, a perfect strain for a summer night under the stars when you have nothing pressing to do. Less fun for going out in public and interacting.

The social version of Chocolope. Chocolope's motivational powers and "everything is awesome!" euphoria are dampened just enough to make it conducive to a fun night of activities and laughing with friends. Slight munchie effect, no paranoia or anxiety. The anti-depressant effect is there as well, though it doesn't have the lasting afterglow that Chocolope does. Basically, this is Chocolope-lite. Great for anyone who wants a boost to their day.

Energized, focused high that feels, for lack of a better term, speedy. Thoughts come quickly, there's a tendency to fidget and find yourself wanting to move around. This would be great for a day of cleaning / chores or even board games with friends. Other upside is the THCV in this strain - no munchies! It suppresses the appetite, which might be an issue for some people. Downside is the edginess. It's not a happy, carefree high. It can cross over into anxiety and irritability. Definitely a strain whose experience is linked to your state of mind. Returning to and maintaining a positive mindset softens the edge. It feels like a strain made for buckling down and getting to work. It seems to break the cycle of overthinking but it puts you in the mindset of a workaholic parent who neglects their children. Or Gordon Ramsey, as my friend pointed out.

Felix Felicis (that lucky gold potion from Harry Potter) in weed form. Upbeat, bubbly, perfect for socializing. Sustaining focus and patience can be a challenge on CG, going outside just seems way more fun! Like Felix, CG moves you to be spontaneous and go with the flow. Everything seems to sparkle just a little more. You get the feeling that amazing adventures await you and that no matter what, everything is ok. Great for hanging out with friends, watching a movie, or spending a day at the park.