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Acapulco Gold

6/27/2024
I'm sitting here next to my grow tent with my 💐 flowers drying. I harvested this AG yesterday. The scent is mainly Carene and Camphor (think Carmex or Blistex.) The burned flavor is like coffee with Camphene. I had to take my 🎄 trees outside to trim them. Flooding in my area has the mosquitoes filling the air. I rubbed one pant around my body twice and wasn't bitten by a single insect all day. ;) The girls were sort of tall even after I'd topped them they grew more. Very heavy senescence. The color of the dried bud is pretty golden, not gonna hype the name. I have no way of scientifically knowing the THC content, but it's pretty high. I'm an experienced smoker and I've been chasing this dragon since the early '80s. I found the seeds and knew I had to grow them. This has a very sativa effect of wiring you up without being panicky or paranoid or too chatty. If you do smoke it all day, you may find yourself nodding off. That's easily fixable by standing up. A calmness you wouldn't expect from from an energizing strain. Perception may be changed. Straight lines can appear bent and time can slip away from you. Use discretion. This plant is going to make a nice 4th of July party! A sure hit.
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ArousedEnergeticEuphoricUplifted

Mac 1

11/9/2023
Aroused! They only let you hit that button once? Have a man or a woman over and you'll both be in the same boat soon. ;) This terpene profile hits you Quickly. After 1 bowl through a bong, you'll feel the tingle, before that... 30 seconds in you're feeling the heat, YEAOW! The body high is not sedative, but more of an elevated feeling, and again, Horny AF! This daytime will keep your party Rocking. ;)
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Aroused

Lemon Runtz

9/6/2023
Two hours into this session with the flower my main takeaway is that it will leave you down with pleasing your partner, and alert enough to function. *wink* Experience has shown me that anything with this much lemon scent will really help my asthma. Limonene at this level has always made me more alert. The smoke for a Runtz strain is much smoother and less harsh on the throat. The high is pretty much in the head, you might get talkative, you might get giggly. It's great for keeping you moving at work, but you would be "obviously happy" and that might not jibe with your workplace. When smoked to excess, you will not "crash," but be lulled into haze that will allow you to prepare for bed. Your experiences may vary but don't expect core sleep with this, REM is probably the best you'll get. Your stress with this may be lessened enough to help if that's what's keeping you up. The only negative about this is the dry eyes, but I smoked to excess testing this out . You really can't "O.D." on this. Get this if you want to enhance getting it on.
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Aroused

Guava

8/19/2023
First hit of the flower I was throat scraped with pepper. This dropped it down to 4 stars because of asthma. Immediately the heart rate increased. Many would interpret this as anxiety, but it's not. Then something surprising happened... I had a paradoxical reaction where instead of decreasing my pain, it amplified it! This dropped it down a solid 2 more stars because that's what I came to the party for. I'm sitting here in some pretty severe pain. Be warned, if you have paradoxical reactions to some medications, you might want to buy a tester bag first. ;)
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Energetic

Slurricane

1/10/2023
Unless you like to sleep through your incapacitation, you should skip it. It's knocking me out, with no back pain relief, it actually feels worse. It might work for other people, but not BudLover.
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Tropical Punch

5/20/2022
A soft elegant romp through a mental buzz that will also ease back pain. The creativity flows in a not too manic way. That's good since the Indica effect may kick in after 2 bowls. The lemony scent let me know before I hit it that it would be good for my asthma. After 3 bowls I experienced some involuntary sleep but I never fully felt couch-locked like GG4. My mouth and eyes are wet. After smoking a lot of the punch varieties I was left with no sense of smell. Covid level loss, but not here. Arousal seems normal, Creativity is a +1. I feel like I could enjoy this 5 hours before work instead of my usual 7 hour limit before I clock in. Pain relief is great but somewhat fleeting. The purple varieties usually come through for the pain. An 87% rating (4stars) for this gentle gem.
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EnergeticFocusedHungrySleepy

Platinum Cookies

11/25/2020
Wonderful strain! After seeing my Doc for severe back pain, I could take no pain killers because of a conflicting medicine. This took down most of my pain almost immediately. The scent tells me this will be good for my asthma. It should be noted that if you are prescribed GABApentin, it will amplify the effects of the herb, for me it was a good thing, but proceed cautiously with a Doctor's supervision. It also worked very well with nursing a hangover. A slight giggly bit. An enhanced mood. I am sure this will help me endure an hour long MRI tomorow.
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EnergeticGigglyHappyHungryTalkative

Gold Shelf Lemon OG x Haze

9/17/2020
Outstanding Sativa Qualities! It starts with the scent of the herb coming towards you. A fresh mix of pine and lemon with a subtle earthy note. You can tell before you fire it up that it will be good for your lungs. A real feel of old landrace varieties. The smoke is smooth with a taste of cinnamon. The head effect is uplifting and creative. The positive effect for PTSD. You could really smoke as much as you'd like without couchlock. No redeye and I am already feeling better lung capacity. If you'd like something you could smoke as a performance enhancer for work because of ADD, I would wholly recommend.

Jamaican

11/6/2019
I've loved Jamaican since I was young. This is the stuff that made life worth living and got me through HS. Great giggly weed. Original strain! Sometimes gives a body hallucinogenic effect that might not be good for driving.
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Cookies and Cream

8/3/2019
Thank you modern genetics! A new outlook on life after 2 bowls! Circumstances are out of control, but now I can still feel a reason to live. The PTSD is temporarily abated. Thank everybody who studied and went through school to develop this wonder of the blood-brain barrier. The terpenes are right on the spot for a combination of pain relief, uplifting qualities with just the right amount of sedative effect. The initial harshness may have only been particular to this batch. Harsh was MY initial reaction. Pain relief! YES! The relief this has brought me so quickly. has really made me feel like going on was a good thing. Dry eyes are an issue, but not dry mouth or the munchies. 85%
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CreativeGigglyHappyRelaxedUplifted