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WOW. I have a high tolerance, been smoking almost everyday for more than a year so it’s rare that I find strains that make me feel noticeably diff from before the smoke vs after. I actually picked this one up bc of the reviews here, and boy they ain’t kidding, this is NOT for beginners😂I have never had bud this “creep-y” before, usually it’s only with shots that I experience the creepers, with bud it’s always either I feel something within the first 5 minutes or it’s downhill from there. But mk ultra? I packed a good 2 bowls, and thought that I would need to take more bc I didn’t feel the “strong dizzy high” many were saying and it was about 5 minutes in (my rule of thumb lol) no. 20 minutes later I go inside to grab a snack and my head just goes BAM now I’m spaced the fuck out wondering why I couldnt recall my reason for going inside, not remembering that it’s cuz I smoked 20 minutes PRIOR and I’ve been walking around the apartment doing everything but what I originally meant to do in the first place. And it didn’t stop there, but luckily it was night time and I could knock the fuck out, because it started to get a lil u comfortable towards the 30th min cuz it kept layering on me like pancakes like bro when are you gonna chill for a while and let me enjoy you, but nah I guess my body last night + the strong ass mk ultra wanted to teach me a lesson. I packed those bowls too tight 😂and put more than I could HANDLE. also note that this is NOT good for eye pressure relief, it actually gave me that sensation for a while lol. so if u have eye pain//migraines be cautious w this one. so tip for beginners AND og stoners, with this one you wanna take it slow. like real slow, and make sure you got some food in you as well to help balance the effects out so you’re not running on a crackhead dizzy stupid high w an empty stomach singing the vegetales song. so I say get it if you’re an og looking for a step up, and for novices half a bowl/2 puffs is good enough or share it with someone u trust 🔥 (also fun fact: mk ultra is the name of the mind kontrol program the cia uses on their subjects for example all ur fav celebs in the industry) good to know! least now u know what u smokin and can impress ur friends lol 🙌🤍

TLDR: good weed, get it. regular everyday smokers will get high (ofc this is generalized everyone ingests cannabis differently butttt I’ve been smoking everyday for a year, 2 bowls of this=2 and a half joints, u feel me. Detailed: Okay hear me out I made an account BECAUSE of amnesia haze. I am usually the one who looks at the reviews, never bothering to contribute bc really, it’s not necessary but it just helps others out if u do, especially when it’s a variety of opinions from diff tolerance level smokers. I have a fairly regular to high tolerance, so Ive been playing around with the more “cheaper” strains @ my dispensary (medical) and that happened to include this hidden gem commonly overlooked because of its low % thc, where I live east coast md it was like 38 for an 1/8, the reviews were saying not to be fooled this and that etc, and ive heard that before with other strains that I ended up not getting high from personally. so if this sounds like u, tired of getting ur hopes up tryna find that weed that sits between therapeutic and slightly psychedelic (in higher doses ofc) amnesia haze—and it’s in the name—is ur go to if u wanna feel hazy, fuzzy and funny inside while enjoying your afternoon/evening. upon opening I was taken aback to one of the very first times I bought weed from my dealer, that citrusy delicious sweet and soury smell squeezed my nose, “remember me?” she whispered nonchalantly in my ear. my subconscious knew this was some good sh, but I was still hesitant after having my trust broken too many times by strains that are popular and hyped yet don’t help me at all besides make me jittery and stumble on my words lmao. this beauty has a fluff to her, u can squeeze lightly on the buds and like a memory foam pillow of dank it comes back up. and the color is a lush green with lovely green and orange hairs. The feeling/effects: With a thc of 15.15 one may tilt their head, but the terps will not disappoint you!!! caryophyllene is at a 2.014 & pinene 0.352 sitting at the top of the list, the entourage effect in this strain is just 👩‍🍳💋👌, you won’t wanna leave its side. had me singing out loud with headphones full blast not gaf if I’m off key, just so happy to be alive and singing, I was uplifted yet relaxed simultaneously, one foot in two diff dimensions and it was working. for guys I guess it’s almost like u got shitty hand jobs from strangers in alleys for a long time and just when u were losing all hope, this one comes along and not only gets you but gives divine sacred bjs and for the first time u feel like respecting your standards again. ladies, it’s like ur man finally listening to u for the first time and he keeps on doing it 🤣🤣its AMAZING. Let me do another a quick rip from this bong rq and tell y’all in real time what this is hold up ** Like I said brothers and sisters it’s smooth on the inhale, and on the exhale I wanna say for lack of a better term it has a ricey aftertaste in the nose ??🤣But I like it, like if u smoked rice paper before, it’s got that kinda creamy but light fragrant taste. anyway, other reviews have mentioned this makes them giggly, what do y’all think I’ve been doing writing this high ass review😭and its cold af outside 10pm in nov that’s how much I gotta burn my amnesia haze. damn, someone sponsor me. But that’s what this strain will do to u, u will say fuck it it’s worth going out in the bone shaky cold. also read from other experiences that this last quite a long while, which is exactly what i (we) need after shitty alley hand jobs/husbands not listening to jack herer shit. for blunt smokers, man will this shoot you surely to whatever realm u wish!! I recommend this to avid stoners alike, and to beginners, I suggest one bowl for u is enough honey, see how u feel. god is good all the time!!! And all the time,—-u finish the rest! For He has led me to thy haze of amnesia. 🍁🔥❤️