c........9

member since 2023

Recent Reviews4 total

Mochi Gelato

12/16/2023
Look, if you've EVER smelled lithium strips out of a AA battery ? That's exactly what this smells like. The smell of the first nug of this Mochi mochi ooh whoo hoo shit that I grabbed to place in my grinder hit me in the face and eyes and made me feel like i was about to do something criminal lmao No shit ! This stuff will make your eyes water like you've popped open a lithium battery to shake and bake some of that devils brew shit. 🍼 This stuff has a smooth inhale and exhale and the tears still give off a lithium strip smell that's amazing. This stuff is very very different from the other 70+ strains I've smoked in the past 3 years. This stuff taste amazing and a unique terpene profile. It's excellent for daytime, evening, and night. It makes me happy, giggly, and smiling. If you can get it, get it !
Reported
feelings
FocusedGigglyHappy

Franken Cakes

10/22/2023
It sounds kinda funky by the patent plants, but the GMO x Lava Cake crossbreed has an amazing smooth taste/terpene profile that should make any smoker happy. It's supposedly indica leaning hybrid, but after smoking a slim small j I feel like going about my day. It's perfect anytime of day for me. Enjoy ! 🌿
Reported
feelings
CreativeFocusedRelaxed

Thunderbud

6/23/2023
I've smoked well over 50 strains and this is one of the worst. The bud looks awesome but tastes like shit. Along with tasting like shit I pretty much felt like shit. I mean it'll get you good and high, but for medicinal purposes it really ain't worth messing with. I like to wake and bake and this shit makes me wanna just sit there and do nothing along with not feeling like doing shit and pretty much feel like shit. Never smoke this shit again.
Reported
feelings
Relaxed

Slazerbeam

6/6/2023
A few hits off a slim line joint and I'm good for whatever the day has in store for me. Very clear headed buzz that gives me energy with absolutely no anxiety or stress.
Reported
feelings
CreativeEnergeticFocusedHappy