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Church OG

9/1/2017
An OG strain you won't regret picking up Picked up 5gs of private reserve Church OG for $45 from my go to dispensary. Great deal considering an ounce of this stuff went for $270. The overwhelming smell of this strain penetrated through the plastic dispensary container and bag it was contained in. As soon as I popped the jar I was immediately impressed with the smell and "bag appeal" of Church OG. The buds were not too big, as the largest few were about a gram more or less. But the purple and dark green buds were chunky, super sticky trichome covered with fierce orange hairs. This strain doesn't feel quite as dense as other OGs on the finger break up. I personally felt the effects of this strain 50/50 sativa indica. There definitely is a strong relaxing element to the high but also a creative cerebral stimulation that will probably have you in a few giggling fits. This strain puts you in euphoric, anxiety free mood. One can use this strain for sleep, however there are more pronounced 'couchlock' effect strains out there. Medical patients can use this dank bud for anxiety, appetite, depression, insomnia, etc. Above all the high of Church OG makes this an extremely excellent choice for any experienced smokers regardless of strain preference. The parents of this strain are two legends. OG Kush x GDP.

GG4

8/29/2017
Gorilla Glue #4 lives up to the hype GG#4 is some fire! Just picked up a zip of this stuff. It smells more pungent than OG, and gets you higher than Girl Scout Cookies. The buds are large, dense, chunky, and so trichome covered the buds appear almost white. This stuff has tested over 34% THC. Although GG#4 is a sativa dominant hybrid, its effects are indica dominant especially in high quantities. The strong, long lasting high is good for this with a high tolerance. The effects are initially very euphoric and uplifting, and later sedative and stoney. The sativa qualities fade after a couple of hours and the couch lock effects become much more strongly pronounced. This strain does leave you somewhat "groggy" for a while even after the high leaves. GG#4 is a perfect afternoon to bedtime strain due to the high chances of you being blissfully couch locked. Expect an intense case of munchies. I would not recommend GG#4 for new smokers due to its initial intense head buzz and for being paranoia inducing. This strain is ideal for pain, depression, insomnia, and lack of appetite. This is one of my favorite strains due to its never failing potency 4.8/5 starz

King Louis

8/27/2017
One of the best Indica's King Louis 13 OG kush is one of the best indica's one can hope to obtain. The high is very relaxing and heavy with a side of euphoric carelessness. Expect to be couchlocked, very hungry, and in the mood to binge on Netflix. The effects start in the head with the strong buzz quickly spreading to the body. Sleep may soon follow. Good bud for insomnia, pain, and lack of appetite. Piney, kush smell typical of OG's. Buds are tight and dense. Very sticky with trichs. Solid indica 4.5/5

Tahoe OG

8/27/2017
Tahoe OG is one of the greatest indica's of all time This strain made me stop and think to myself, "Damn im so fucking stoned rn" Tahoe OG is the ideal indica. Narcotic, stoney effects hit the mind and body long and hard almost immediately upon inhalation. The high starts with a stimulating sativa head kick of happy, care-free euphoria. Couch lock and extreme relaxation soon hit the body. This strain is great for pain, insomnia, stress, and appetite stimulation. The buds smell skunky and kushy, typical of OG kush phenotypes. Dont expect to be very productive after smoking Tahoe OG. Trichomes abundantly cover the dense, green buds with dark orange hairs. Beginners beware with this strain due to its potency.

GG4

8/21/2017
Gorilla Glue #4 definitely lives up to the hype. It is one of my top three favorite strains due to its potency, terps, and bag-appeal. Gorilla glue #4 ranks as one of the strongest cannabis strains to date. I picked up a half oz of this dank bud so that I could smoke on it for a while and get to know the strain. This sativa dominant hybrid smacks the mind and body equally hard 50/50. The high is long lasting compared to other strains, and starts with an intense euphoric head buzz with strong sedative effects to the body. Gorilla glue #4 hits like a true hybrid that I would recommend to those with a high tolerance seeking a more powerful high. The buds are large, dense, light green with abundant orange hairs, and extremely sticky with trichomes (hence the name). The smell is unique and very pungent. It reeks of pine, fuel, dank and a distinct sweet chocolate scent. Gorilla glue #4 may likely induce paranoia as it can have mind racing effects so those prone to anxiety attacks should use with caution. This strong medicine is good for depression, pain, lack of appetite, insomnia, etc. THC test results of up to 34% is the reason for gorilla glues massive popularity. I personally prefer gorilla glue over many other legendary cannabis power house hybrids such as girl scout cookies. I would rate this strain 9.5/10 overall 🔥🔥

Super Silver Haze

8/8/2017
Super Silver Haze is a sativa definitely worth trying. The high is euphoric, uplifting, and long lasting. Unlike many other Sativa's I did not experience much if any racy thoughts and paranoia. Smoked about an eighth in my bong with my homie and he said it was the highest he's ever been. For a sativa, this strain is not especially energetic as it has relaxing qualities, but no real couchlock.

Super Silver Haze

8/8/2017
Super Silver Haze is a sativa definitely worth trying. The high is euphoric, uplifting, and long lasting. Unlike many other Sativa's I did not experience much if any racy thoughts and paranoia. Smoked about an eighth in my bong with my homie and he said it was the highest he's ever been. For a sativa, this strain is not especially energetic as it has relaxing qualities, but no real couchlock.

GG4

7/7/2017
Gorilla glue #4 definitely lives up to the hype. Potent hybrid cannabis that smacks hard both ways-head and body. Effects start at with an intense euphoric, thought-provoking head rush that will likely cause paranoia to those prone to it . Strong uplifted sativa experience and munchies eventually taper off into a relaxed"glued" feeling contentment. To sum it up this strain starts off very psychoactive then ends in couchlock. 10/10 good for people with high tolerances

Martian Candy

6/30/2017
Cool name, but that's about it. Copped a g of martian candy og shatter. Very unique smell and taste. Reminds me of eucalyptus. The high is just too mellow and weak for my taste. I felt focused and quite mellow but like I said the high is on the underwhelming side. No dry eyes or dry mouth tho. Potency is meh. I don't consider my tolerance to be heavyweight at all. Good strain for beginners

GG4

6/11/2017
100% lives up to Hype Decided to pick up this strain coming off a month T break. Ik this strain has been all the hype for a while now, but only now did I decide to give it a try. The high was the strongest, most psychedelic trippy experience I've ever had with weed. After two fat bong snaps and a good cough I was instantly high as shit, and rapidly coming up. I got straight up hallucinations and visuals and my mind was tripping hard.Mind you I did smoke late at night. Super strong high I personally enjoyed. It felt similar to a psychedelic trip. People who are prone to paranoia while high should defintely. avoid gorilla glue 4. Strain feels sativa dominant and smells extremely pungent of fuel and dank pine. Very impressive looking triched out, light green buds. Super dense and sticky.