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Recent Reviews7 total

Don Carlos

9/1/2023
One of my favorites that I’ve grown out recently and people around me also agree. It has a nice frosty silvery purplish flower with a sort of sweet fuel, berry like nose on it. The high is very pleasant, very much on the calm side, with focus and relaxation. It’s definitely good for doing things without being too heavy, yet, it’s also a good end of day variety too as it has such a nice good vibes and calming nature to it. It’s the main variety right now that I keep going back to over and over. I know some of us connoisseurs have a few things out at a time that we are sampling and enjoying but Don Carlos is the anchor holding down the ship in the background.
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FocusedRelaxedUplifted

White Widow

8/30/2023
It’s no surprise that this variety is as popular as it is and has ascended to being one of the all time greats. It has a nice sativa high that most consumers tend to gravitate towards. I grew out the greenhouse seeds version and it lived up to the hype. I tend to be a later afternoon to evening smoker so I hang out on the stonier side of the spectrum mostly. With that being said this is without a doubt the best weed I’ve ever consumed for my overall mood. Highly recommend the white widow for being out in public or with friends, it’s definitely an experience enhancer.
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EuphoricFocusedHappyTalkativeTingly

Grape God

8/30/2023
This is just tremendous weed. It smells amazing. It sort of just touches on all of the great qualities of cannabis while leaning towards the relaxing side of the spectrum. Although after having this for the first time my now wife and I banged on the hotel bathroom counter in steamboat springs co. So, if you can get your hands on some grape god, and you aren’t exactly sure what kind of mood cannabis mood you’re in, just remember what Jack Burton always says at a time like this, have you paid your dues? Yes sir! The check is in the mail! and stare that sucker in the eye and tell them, grape god please, lots of it!
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GigglyHappyRelaxedSleepy

Island Sweet Skunk

8/30/2023
Great strain, had it out in CO almost a decade ago. Maybe the best sativa I’ve had and I’ve been meaning to acquire this and grow it out because of that and just keep getting side tracked by other varieties. To this day it’s the only variety that specifically calmed the restless muscles in my legs. Like magic. I was shocked. It’s the reason I’m writing this review, this is a strain I’d look for if you have muscle cramp, spasms, and neurological issues, it seems to be real promising in this department.
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CreativeEuphoricHappyRelaxed

Vader OG

8/30/2023
I’ve had a couple different phenotypes of this from growing it out and each had a different experience. My first pheno was quite euphoric and had a very uplifting and almost spiritual nature to it, while still carrying some relaxing qualities on the back end, it had more of a fruity gassy nose on it. Pheno #2 was quite spice cabinet worthy with a piney, gassy, woodyness to it, almost staunchly a classic OG Kush, almost flaunting it, like hey, you did it, you found the real OG Kush, everything else is just trying to be this, it then proceeds to absolutely knock your ass out, like go lay in bed or on the couch because that’s it for the day, it’s over, both phenos I had were big boy and girl weed, for veterans. One hitter quitter for us light weights.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxed

Black Afghan

8/29/2023
This is an all time favorite of mine. The smell is so mesmerizing. It has this deep herbal sagey type of nose with almost a dark berry like touch to sort of round it out. It’s probably the one strain next to bad Azz Kush that I’ve continued to take the lid off the jar and huff just for the sake of it because it’s so nice smelling and yet so absolutely unique that it’s hard to pin down what it really smells relative to. Anyways, the effect is pure gold for those of us with low tolerances but still love cannabis. It’s about as calming as you can get, won’t make your head spin with thoughts and that rushy panic feeling. Instead, classic stoned relaxed body relaxing buzzy weed. It will make you voraciously hungry though, and due to its Stoney, relaxed, carefree, sleepy nature, you’re going to only want to have this when you’re ready to just chill, end of day, or I’m on vacation and you don’t mind a mid day nap, because you’ll be taking one for sure. Definitely not something you want to hit before doing errands. You’re probably not going to make it.
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HappyHungryRelaxedSleepy

Bad Azz Kush

8/29/2023
The ultimate calming variety. This is my go to flower when I want to know for sure I’m going to chill and enjoy myself and not experience any panic from weed that might come on if I took too big of a hit. You other people who have a low tolerance but still love cannabis know what I’m talking about. Unfortunately you’ll probably of had to grow this out yourself as I did because it’s definitely a rare find I imagine. Smells amazing and unique. Like hard to put your finger on unique. Won’t knock you out and will even improve your mood and make you a bit chatty.
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HappyRelaxedTalkative