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Recent Reviews27 total

Curaleaf - Bell Rd.

1/29/2021
So no specials and fewer discounts... Looks like the only thing we get for years of patronage is 15% off, which used to be the veterans discount. Time to start shopping around and let the marketplace adjust.

Strawberry Lemonade

10/21/2016
Bruh...stoned. Ok, I got a Pura Earth cartridge of this delicious dank and it satisfied in every way. The buzz gave me straight up fuzzy eyes and the taste...the fucking taste. My exhale was straight up heaven. It did put me to sleep as soon as it wore off...But that ride was worth it. HAM sammich! 9/10 for sure. Not sure how the bud would smoke, but the concentrates Busta, what it is right now.
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EnergeticGigglyTingly

Fire Alien Kush

10/11/2016
Extranjero fuego es muy bueno. Not too hard, not too soft...like Boys 2 Men abc/bbd. I heard this was coma inducing, but I didn't get that effect. Not disappointed though.
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HappyRelaxedTingly

Jack Herer

4/12/2016
Dude!
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EuphoricTinglyUplifted

Critical Kush

3/15/2016
I'm trying to get that "Sammy Davis Jr. face" going so I turn to this high THC bud. The buzz is plenty good. I felt a calming tingle in muh body and that delightful head fuzz too. It just didn't...you know, kick me in the teeth. C'mon Critical Kush, y u no fuck me up? I'll give this strain an 8/10 for now, but I'm tryna do "the Bernie" in my underwear, ya dig?
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RelaxedSleepyTingly

Skywalker OG

2/10/2016
I said "GODDAMN!" You know how every half assed budtender explains how indica will "couch lock you bro" and can't really explain much more than that? This is what they mean...this strain had me roasted like fast, like super super fast! This is a straight up timetravel smoke; you hit this vape and all of the sudden 4 hours have passed! If you want some serious Bell's Palsy face, hit this shit. I swear, anything OG lights me right up. This bud though...it's like Kreese telling Bobby at the end of Karate Kid, "I want him out of commission."
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepyTingly

Grape Ape

2/5/2016
Another good sleep smoke. I like to hit this oil right before watching Dateline. When Keith Morrison is explaining to me how a young vibrant woman, someone liked by everybody, could just...disappear, I'm zoned in on every word. Body melts into the couch and by the time I realize the husband did it (spoiler alert...it's always the husband) I'm ready for a solid nights sleep. Thanks Grape Ape...and Keith Morrison.
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RelaxedSleepy

OG Kush

1/26/2016
Put on the beats by Dre, blast your favorite west coast hip hop and remember that the original ocean grown is the FIRE. There's no wonder that this has been the daddy of some serious smoke. Pure relaxation on this weed. I was able to endure the Cardinals getting beat down by the Panthers because I had no worries; my brain was rollin in a 64 the entire time.
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EnergeticHappyHungryUplifted

Super Lemon Haze

10/17/2015
I like this strain, I don't love it, I like it. This lifts your mind right for sure, but it is not without its drawbacks. The really stoney part only lasts like 15 minutes. I began feeling the awful and unwelcome return of sobriety after only 45 minutes. If you don't mind going back to the well often, this strain will do. No body effects though.
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EnergeticTinglyUplifted