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Got an 8th up here in the mountains. This batch smells like candied lemon fruit dipped in a soft ammonia. When you break the nug apart, that's where things get interesting because suddenly there's fuel and funk involved with the above. Yes lawd. I put this thang in my vaporizer and two bowls in 3hrs later, I'm stoned to my bones. 5 stars fam i shall get more cawf cawf cawff

Picked up an 8th from my plug. Dark green and purple nugs trich’ed out. It smells like brown sugar, flowers, and earth. On a deep inhale, I picked up some cheese notes in there too. I normally don’t go for these terps but whatever I thought I’d try something new. Vaporized two bowls over the course of an evening and was blissfully stoned. Found myself wishing it was Friday nite instead of Wednesday’s. Went to bed with a big grin on my face and a lowkey body hi. Woke up this morning feeling irie. Space Guava is a perfect anti-depressant, anti-anxiety stoney toke and calmed my stomach issues down just a bit too. 5 stars.

The only place in VT where I found a strain to go back and cop again.

My batch featured frosted forest green airy buds wrapped in burnt orange hairs. When I opened the jar, I immediately remembered some Super Sour Orange I went through earlier this year, so I didn’t get any sugary creamy vanilla tones. Instead, I smelled artificially sweet orange flavors with some muskiness. But, after I ran a few nugs through my grinder, the terpene profile switched and punched me in the face with sweet fuel aromatics which reminded me of Motorbreath. The high is mostly in the head and it was very intense; I had to take it easy or I would have been a paranoid mess. I ended up getting so euphorically stoned; I didn't want to do anything other than sit and blissfully stare into the void. I felt some pressure on the top of my head - this shit is very, very strong. The come down found me deliciously and happily ready for bed; so, the body high hit me at the end. This is a great Friday night solo session strain. Feeling uplifted the next morning as I write this. I will have to get more!

Mac #3 is thick'd with packed sugary trichomes. Scant swaths of dark purples and moderately burnt orange colors throughout. It smells like danky sweet fruit rotting at a gas station with just a touch of ammonia on the back end, which smells just like heaven to me, so I already knew Mac #3 was gonna be that pressure, and it was. This is a very powerful and long lasting stoned-to-the-bone high. A bit of the munchies; I beat up some tacos and some Rainier cherries and drank half a bottle of rose. Very smooth sailing bliss after being thrown into euphoria about fifteen minutes in (I'm dry herb vaporizing). If I smoke another bowl, I'll probably end up singing songs with Hendrix somewhere deep in the Valleys of Neptune. But, it's Monday night, bro, so I'll save that for Friday night. I must confess that its family member Mac #1 is damn near perfect, if you ask me. But this one slaps, bro; it's a mutherfucken deelite!

The pistachio strain is an unremarkable looking flower; all colors are faded and subdued. The nugs are airy and light, almost like popcorn, and there are ever so slightly sweet nutty overtones with stinky herbal undertones. The smoke from my King Palm cone was harsh on my lungs. The high rolled in with a measured uplifted-ness and a nudge in energy, but similar effects can be achieved from simply working out or meditating. Humboldt says of this strain that it's a "unicorn" but I found the entire experience underwhelming.

The flower appears in a drab olive green color with very faded orange hairs lurking about. This shit is sticky to the touch and smells sweet and danky like coochie-coo. The taste abounds in diesel, sweetness, and skunk with an easy toke. And, she is sugar coated with trichomes glistening everywhere. If you're looking for a Saturday afternoon blissed out stone, then this bud is for you. I packed it into a pre-roll and got zooted listening to tunes; it was great. I think Leafly's terpenes for this strain are incorrect as I read somewhere that seemed as reputable and knowledgeable as my bias will permit me to believe that the primary terpenes were limonene, pinene, and caryophyllene; I didn't get the sense that myrcene is as prominently featured in this strain as Leafly would have you to believe. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

A beautiful looking flower for its covered frostiness and deep purples rolling all over the place. It smells danky like honeyed funky cheese; I'm not receiving any pine notes. The inhale is smoother than my girl's legs and the exhale just as oddly pleasing as the terpene profile. Ten minutes in, I found a mild euphoria where my vision was sharpened and creative abounded. I knew that if I hit the second bowl about an hour later, I would get zooted. But, I didn't because I was inspired to work on a song that has been troubling me for some time and I didn't want to get distracted. About two hours later, I went in for the second bowl and it was like wash, rinse, repeat but this time I went hard in the paint. As a result, some paranoia slipped in but it was short lived. A great evening strain for me now that I know how to use it properly: I don't feel sleepy at all. But, I am fucking euphorically stoned. FULL DISCLOSURE: I think Mac1 and GAK Gas are the greatest strains ever gifted to humanity.

Decent looking bud that is milky green and faded burnt orange. It smells like candied berry must but tastes mostly like lemon diesel with some sweetness creeping in on the back end. The cerebral high sets in a flash like quicksilver and then stoned-blasts you into uplifted-ness where you coast for about an hour or two. Steely Dan's album AJA sounded/felt so damn good that afterwards, I went back to work on my own tunes, so I caught some creativity vibes, homie. Almost three hours after my first toke, I'm going back in for the second bowl where I'm probably gonna end up zooted in a blissful kind of way. But still, this is not quite as sexy as my top shelf strains (Gelato #33; MAC1; GAK Gas) because it kinda strains the throat so four stars instead of five. Yet, if I see this around again, I'm coppin' . . .

First of all: this is one beautiful looking flower. Sweet, danky, diesel-y aromatics (some cheese in the background). An odd creamy (vanilla-y?), peppery, funky, sweet pleasant taste resulting in a mostly head high that left me feeling like I was blasted euphorically into outer space as I finished the first bowl. After wrapping up the second bowl about an hour or two later, I felt like I was being gently slipped back onto Earth as the body high eased its way onto the scene. This limonene/pinene/linalool hybrid is the closest I wanna get to experiencing an opiate. If you see Mac1 around and you know that its particular terpene profile speaks the same divine language for you that it does for me, then mutherfucker get it. As it stands now, I put my eighth away for special occasions because one should not consume this daily - it's that damn good.