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So I rarely get anxious from weed. Unfortunately, I get anxious about 50% of the time when I vape it. It is very strong and when it isn't making me uncomfortably speedy/dizzy, it is a decent smoke. For the record, I love really strong sativas such as Green Crack (cush), ATF, and Strawberry Cough. For whatever reason, Pure Vida was the one that did me in.

Copying identically what a prior reviewer posted since I couldn't have said it better myself..... "Boring, weak strain. I have had a Pax cart of it for over 6 months and it is still almost full. Sole usage for me is to put me to sleep which even that, doesn't do reliably. Look elsewhere for more impactful medication."

So the current leaders for my favorite sativas are ATF and Strawberry Cough. I had been itching to try Green Crack/Green Cush/Crush given my love of sativas. I have to say, I was not as impressed as I thought I would be at first. But then I decided to have.. ahem... marital relations with my husband. HOLY CRAP- Orgasm central. If you are a lady looking to have an extra good time with your partner, Green Crack is NOT to be missed. I actually think this has officially dethroned my prior fave for these kind of activities, Fire OG which is good. The only dispensary that carries it is a pain to get to! So yeah- an ok smoke on it's own- a breathless smoke if you are getting it DONE.

Had this as a vape cart. Very weak. Not a whole lot of impression. Could have been a crappy cart so your mileage may vary. :-)

This is one of my favorite strain. It is very strong but very fun. Like a bouncy yet velvety kind of high-- melts your bones but gives you an opiate-like dose of euphoria. Grab it if you see it and go slow as it is strong.

Not for beginners. After 3 hits of a vape cart, I felt like I legit had eaten edibles and I do not have a low tolerance. The BEST thing to do on this strain is have sex. If you like hair pulling, scratching, rip off your clothes, throw me against the wall sex, this strain is for you.

So let's start with the positive. The customer service I received at this location was warm, friendly, and knowledgeable. If everything else about this place was good as well, I would go out of my way to shop here. That said, this is some of the worst product I have tried. I got two different vape carts. The budtender recommended I try one of their (more expensive) terp sauce cartridges. I paid $65 for the weakest cartridge I have ever purchased. I literally took 15 hits off the cart and was barely high. The other one I purchased was the cheaper option--$55. Ironically, the cheaper one was stronger but again, had to take like 15 hits to get high and the high lasted for about an hour or so. In general, carts from Apothca, NETA, Mayflower, Revolutionary usually get me high at 5 hits. And the high usually lasts at least 2 hours. Not sure what they are doing differently but they have no business charging more for substandard product. I also bought the "900 mg" tincture and really wonder who does their testing. I took them for their word and believed it was 3mg a drop but wouldn't you know it? My reg dose that I use once a week or so all of a sudden was way too weak and I needed twice as much as usual to feel the same effects. Now maybe this is all coincidence and these particular strains vibed with my system differently than expected. But what are the odds that this has happened to all 3 products I purchased from the same place? I really wish there was state mandated testing for THC quantities etc bc I suspect this dispensary is playing fast and loose with the underregulated market. Too bad! Enjoy my money-- you aren't getting any more of it.

I really really wanted to like this dispensary. It is near my home. I got helpful customer service and the space seems nice. My issue is that I like to use cartridges and for whatever reason, even though I go through one cartridge a month for every other dispensary, for theirs, it was gone in a week. When I noticed that visually, they didn't look filled, the employee said they have an extra wide/absorbent wick which sucks up more than average. I am noticing that you get bigger clouds of smoke with these cartridges but it burns through stuff quicker. Either that or they are shortchanging us but I don't want to assume they are bad actors in the place. Unfortunately, I probably won't be returning bc I cannot afford to spend 200 bucks a month on cartridges as opposed to the 50 a month I normally spend. As a kind word to the dispensary, if you can find a new design or a new manufacturer, it would greatly behoove you. And I would be happy to return. I am sorry that it isn't going to work out as they seem to run a nice business.

This is a really nice dispensary. It is really hard to find dispensaries that have sativa/indica specific edibles besides NETA. But between the terrible parking/traffic/commute(for me) and the fact that they run out of product a lot, NETA is an imperfect resource. So happy to discover that Revolutionary carries strain specific edibles in many different forms. Without the ability to add sativa to any edible combo, I always fall asleep. Thank you for making it so I can medicate while remaining awake. Other dispensaries take note- if you don't get on this train, you will lose customers to dispensaries like this one. And PS- so glad you are only 10 minutes from my house- even with snow on the ground, was able to find easy parking.

Is this place going out of business? They used to have like 8 strands of bud and at least 4-5 different kinds of gummies and for the last month or two, they have had 5 or less different kinds of bud and maybe one kind of gummy. How can they stay in business when the only thing that seems to consistently be in stock is THC bbq sauce?