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Recent Reviews4 total

GG1

12/25/2016
This is come crazy stuff. a few small hits and everything is the funniest thing ever. Too much and you get stuck in time. While it does help some with pain from arthritis, GG Is more of a "game night with the friends" strain for me. Several times now someone in the group has gotten stuck in time. A 45 minute "peak" feels like it lasts for days. My wife's best friend asked us "How long as it been?" every 30 seconds for an hour. Each time she was blown away that it wasn't over an hour since the last time. A bit less than that gives you the standard "clutch locked" feeling. Over all - its a great strain. Different effects for small, medium and large hits.
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EuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

UW Purple

12/25/2016
I've put off this review because I've had a hard time remembering this strain. For me - the closest that I can equate the feeling from this one is Percocet. After about 30 minutes of general silly feeling, it hits me like a Mack truck. Full body tingling, warm, sinking into the bed feeling. Very hard to think, yet very easy to get sucked into bad thoughts. Each hit (about 30 minutes apart) comes with it's own wave. Unfortunately, it doesn't help with my insomnia, but it does deal with pain (post ACL replacement surgery) just as well as Percocet. As for sleep - I seem to be the only one that doesn't sleep with this. All of my friends that have tried it seem to fall asleep within 45 minutes. I guess I'm just broken.
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepyTingly

Martian Candy

12/25/2016
Very mellow. This is my new go-to strain for overwhelming in-law events. Relaxed me enough to deal with the 25+ people events, without any of them having a clue that I was high the entire day. 1 nice big hit every 60-90 minutes was great. Used in PAX 3 vape. It had a nice taste to it. Earthy with a touch of sweet. Side note - it dramatically reduced sinus infection pressure and pain for my nephew. Helped him far more than any OTC pain meds did.
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HappyRelaxedTalkative

Saturn OG

12/13/2016
This strain blew my mind. I was hoping for a relaxed evening and good night sleep. What I ended up with was 3 hours of being totally freaked out, and my body twitching uncontrollably. This seems like a strain that needs to be used very gently. I'll give it one more try, but maybe just one puff and wait an hour.
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HungryTingly