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Recent Reviews32 total

Swiss Watch (feminized)

1/20/2024
OMG, if doctors only knew what to order, they would order this. The description is 100% accurate. Fine bud, delectable smell and taste. Strong AF and I am an experienced medical user. I have been having a vicious pain flare. My other meds weren't even cutting into the root pain. This did the trick. Probably not for daytime use unless you are not planning on doing anything but watching some mind bending sci-fi. I wish I bought more. The nugs were so perfectly dense with a cheesy, gassy funk on the nose. No weird aftertaste. Pure weightless. A tension-free body high with some delightful euphoria. It feels decadent. I truly hope it catches on

Kool Whip

10/20/2023
Yum. I sprinkled some Kool Whip rosin crumble on a bowl of Jack H Silver lonimh. It completely reset my gross depression-ridden brain chemistry so I can sleep. It's also delicious.
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EuphoricHungryRelaxedTingly

Stacy's Mom Flower

10/3/2023
Stacy's mom def has got it going on. Tingly and warm like a summer crush. Very relaxing vibes. Also quite delicious it feels more like a fun, social strain than the heavy hitters I take for pain. Yum.

Southern Sugar

9/14/2023
I have been having a particularly gnarly pain flare with a lingering smattering of depression. I splurged on an 1/8th of Southern Sugar and it was one hundred million percent worth it. It was strong af at first but really mellowed out into a creative, fun and relaxing high. This strain is not for amateurs though. Toke with restraint!
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ArousedCreativeEuphoricHungry

Wedding Cake

7/8/2023
This is soms solid bud for medicinal purposes. I got a cheap oz but it is high quality, just tiny buds. It smells and tastes delicious. I'm thinking of tincturing some of it. What I like most is that it deflects pain but doesn't zap my energy and put me in insta-couchlock. But if I want to be in that space, there is an additive effect. Since this is for medical purposes I give it all of the stars. It's an unobtrusive, clear-headed high that is also relaxed and reduces pain perception. An excellent choice if cannabis is your pain medicine and you have a high tolerance for indica leaners.
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ArousedCreativeFocusedRelaxed

Ice Cream Cake

1/25/2023
So I got an ounce of Ice Cream Cake for what I usually pay for an 8th of midshelf. I feel like I got away with mad thievery. This is some good danky dank. I'm a medical user, and this strain covers the bases from anxiety to spasticity to nerve pain to my general existential/ life drama bs. it doesn't even exacerbate my dry mouth and eye issue. That's unusual for a strain this high in THC. kudos. I was really twisted in knots before that first puff, and it unwound me in a satisfying, glorious way, shifting me into a relaxed parasympathetic state by that first exhale. I really feel like I got away with something getting an ounce of this for dirt weed prices. But I'm going to look at it as the universe giving me a happy birthday Ice Cream Cake because I've been a very good girl... đź« 
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted

Pink Rozay

9/30/2022
Pink Rosay hits the spot. like its namesake, it dissolves my muscle tension but without a hangover. it allows me to get the relief of a heavy hitting indica but doesn't zap my energy or make it so I can't focus. Good medicine!!
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ArousedCreativeFocusedHappyRelaxedUplifted

Lemon Pound Cake

2/27/2022
What body? I feel like a haply floating consciousness, giggly and full of love. This is a good strain. It cut through some pretty severe fatigue. First I napped and then I did some cleaning! it also helped with my fibro pain and nausea. Yes please!
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CreativeEuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxedUplifted

Rainbow Cake

2/11/2022
Delightful! I was searching for a strain that could damp down my perception of pain and tension without overwhelming me or making me drowsy. Rainbow Cake forbade win!! I have been devouring the wee gram I got yet still feel lucid. I could definitely art like this. I could perhaps even work. I feel generally happy (I've been moderately depressed for weeks) and my chronic pain feels distant, like someone dialed down the volume. My GI tract is not burning (also been like that for weeks). I think I can sleep happily and without battling painsomnia. I did dial it up by sprinkling Wedding Cake kief on that last bowl. I would skip that if I wanted to be active but it's heaven for sleepytime!
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ArousedCreativeFocusedHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Slurricane

1/2/2022
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted