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Berry Pie cured my laziness! I woke up this morning and sucked on my new Berry Pie cart like I’m Bill Clinton’s secretary, and after a few minutes of brewing and drinking my ever-important morning cup of coffee, I rose up out of my bed like the Undertaker, grabbed trash bags and cleaned my house. After weeks of looking like a frat house, I have finally won my grueling war against depression-induced laziness. Thank you, Zenithar, god of work, commerce, and presumably crops, for this cannablessing.