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Recent Reviews3 total

Crippy

8/16/2021
If I had smoked a bowl of this as a first timer, my brain would have leaked out of my ears while my body drifted away in the wind. Got an 1/8 oz from sunshine cannabis. This instantly became my favorite afternoon/nighttime strain, easily beating Pink Cookies and Velvet Glove. Gives me the perfect full-body buzzy, euphoric brain fog that I associate with being stoned. This is the only strain I have ever felt was truly worthy of the hype surrounding it. Surprised to see so few reviews -- the strain seems to have a rich history here in florida. I can only hope and pray for crippy wax & rosin.

Franken Cakes

8/7/2021
Black lives matter. Marijuana is illegal primarily to justify brutalizing minorities in the USA. If you won't speak out against racism, then you don't deserve legal weed.

Jacky Girl

5/23/2020
Picked up an eighth of jacky girl from Surterra a few days ago. I love smoking this at work, but I find that about 2 hours in, I get knocked the f#%k out. Totally exhausted and glued to the couch. I am extremely prone to insomnia and don’t fall asleep easily even when extremely medicated or intoxicated, but I was ready to fall asleep in my chair 2 hours into this high. I’ve been burnt out before, but this is advanced burnout. This makes it sortof useless as a sativa-leaning hybrid for me as I can’t smoke it during the daytime. It’s kind of nice to smoke 2 hrs before bed, do some reading/art/etc and then pass out, though.
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