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Recent Reviews17 total

707

5/25/2019
707 Headband, liquid live resin by Cresco is amazing! Shout out to Joaquin, a seasoned budtender from #TerraVida Holistic Centers (Abington) for the stellar recommendation. 💚😘💨 707 (area code of Humboldt County, CA) Headband is an offspring of: Sour Diesel, OG Kush and Master Kush making it a potent Indica dom Hybrid. This strain is excellent for managing the unique facets of anxiety, stress and provides an intense, unique muscle relaxation without couchlock. Expect explosions of creative thoughts, giddy smiles and waves of pleasure. Do not expect to make it through a high-pressure business meeting. (Well, not me at least.) The taste of 707 Headband is amazing! A mouthful of fresh, young vegetables explodes before a whisper of lemon zest arrives. The exhale is a more deep, pungent, earthy, pine that slowly seeps in and finishes me. (Awesome for nose- exhales.) Adventure: I would take 707 Headband to a canna-friendly movie theater to watch old, quirky Alfred Hitchcock films and sip white birch beer. Noms: With my 707 Headband, I would love a bowl of fresh fruit salad, crispy pickle/cabbage slaw and an apple fritter with a cup of iced Chinese gunpowder tea. Chocolate selection: bittersweet cherry creme Coffee selection: French roast Socks with sandals: No. Never. (I want to note: the effects can cause a pressure- feeling around the eyes (flip-top Head effect) and a bit of cotton mouth/dry eyes.)
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Jager

2/7/2019
Hello Beautiful Friends! This is a review of Jager by Standard Farms a PA MMJ Indica. Newly released by Standard Farms is Jager, a CO2 process oil in a half gram cart. Hailing from Josephine County, OR Jager knocks your socks off without glueing your arse to the couch! I am not sure the strain lineage here in PA, with or without the Bluedream, Jager is mainly purple Hindu Kush and is an OG as well. Jager treats pain, specifically muscle, inflammation, nausea, stress, anxiety and the ‘ho hums’. It can be also used to help sleepy time. Terp Time: Limonene 1.739 Caryophyllene 0.902 Myrcene 0.739 Linalool 0.385 Humulene 0.219 THC 72.5% Go get this! Wow! Jager is a powerhouse Indica that keeps you going with a euphoric and functional drive. Like most Indicas - it can be a sedative if you try hard enough. Looking for looong- lasting? Jager is all that! Happy, creative, giggly, enlivening, uplifting with a side effect of smiling and focus. Jager tastes like achievement. Flip open my head and add a montage of aged hops, juniper berries, lavender, diesel, pine, cave- ripened cheese and fresh anise. Stir, do not shake and repeat. These mature flavors are wicked awesome. (I have a cold and am not getting my usual ‘flavor country’ musings.) Jager goes well with a hearty plate of smoked fish, toast points, scallions, creme fresh and ground pepper. Warm, butternut squash soup with a pecorino garnish balances the sharp Indica flavors. Chocolate lava cake and French roast coffee end my afternoon delight with my new, young buck, Jager. Day trip: I would pair Jager with a visit to the Reading Pagoda in Pennsylvania. 😘💚🌱💥💨 Have a Jager Day!!!
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Sojay Haze

1/23/2019
Sojay Haze, Sativa by Cresco in LLR cart. 71.3 % THC and CBG. Relaxing, euphoric and creative are the staples of this string but calm- inducing Sativa. Spicy green beans and sweet peppers, picked fresh are the most unique and delicious flavors in Sojay Haze. Boasting such terps as Terpinolene, Myrcene and Caryophyllene this crackerjack sativa keeps it cool while keeping you going.

Bio-Jesus

1/23/2019
Bio-Jesus, Indica Hybrid by Cresco, 73.4% THC, THCA and CBC in CO2 cart. Great for cramps and muscle spasms, Bio-Jesus is very effective. Tickling my nose on exhale because of the Myrcene, Carophyllene and Humulene. Diesel, earth, chemical and pungent pine grants you a spectacular cerebral haze destroying all body muscle pain. Powerful stuff.

Alien Bubba

1/23/2019
Alien Bubba, Indica by Cresco 70% with THC and CBG. This earthy, woodsy, berry-citrus offers a full body relaxation with mental clarity to focus. Great for ‘adult time’ work or other where goals need to be reached that extend past the couch. I use a lower temp for Alien Bubba CO2 cart with Terpinolene, Limonene and Myrcene. The clarity bit comes from a sativaish parent : Alien Kush. This is a sensational medicine!

Northern Lights #5

1/23/2019
Northern Lights #5, Indica by Cresco, a Reserve ‘choice’, LLR cart. We know it, we love it, NL5 is a top-notch, heavy-hitting Indica standard. Myrcene, Terpinolene, Carophyllene and Limonene don’t have to work hard to grant you peace, calm, relaxation and happiness. 69.6 % THC, CBG and THCV along with notes of sweet, floral earth flirt with spicy pine makes Northern Lights #5 amazing!
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Mendo Breath

1/23/2019
Mendo Breath, Indica by Standard, CO2 cart. This slams physical pain and beckons sleep at 66.57% THC with Terpinolene at 4.56% (sedative) with Limonene and Myrcene following. CBG, CBC, THCV included. Amazing flavors and very potent so don’t let the low THC % fool you.

Pineapple Express

1/17/2019
All aboard the Pineapple Express, Sativa-Hybrid by Cresco! “Welcome home dear” is my first thought as my younger lips touched the cart tip. Pineapple Express is a return to old times, longer days, family picnics and when all lead wasn’t ‘bad’. With its linage in Trainwrek (Mexican, Thai & Afghani) and Hawaiian, Pineapple Express is a strong sativa leaning Hybrid strain that knocks both your ass and your mind clear out of your body. For me, a morning and afternoon train ride only. Here’s the juice: Cresco #Cresco Yeltrah 500 mg CO2 cartridge from #TerraVida Holistic Centers THC: 63.48% THCA: 1.28% CBG: 0.87% Da’ Terps: Terpinolene: 1.39% Anise, Ginger Myrcene: 0.73% Lemongrass, Hops Limonene: 0.38% Lemon, Juniper Pineapple Express is celebrated for calming muscle spasms, pain, depression, social anxiety- releaf and euphoria. It is not known for being able to accomplish tasks or meet deadlines. Pineapple does not belong on pizza. But, when you open up and let the train in, smoked pineapple will become your new conductor of love. The first vapor drawn in unfolds a lightly snowed landscape with scattered pines and juniper bushes. Grilled pineapple skews your senses as it builds into a peppered tropical fruit salad in your mouth. *swallows* At the midpoint, anise and nutmeg flirt with hops and lime to round out the flavorful exhaust. You are left with fumes of lime accompanied by fallen corpses of over-toasted marshmallows on the damp forest floor. Pineapple Express is a fantastic medicine for staying cheerful, happy, smiley, calm and awake. Let’s make it a party! I will be pairing Pineapple Express with cranberry seltzer over muddled raspberry ice cubes. For a nosh, dim sum styled service of pickled vegetables, spicy cabbage brisket and thick- cut pieces of rosemary herbed roasted potatoes. To finish, a dollop of amaretto whipped cream sits akimbo a slab of bittersweet chocolate cheesecake bringing me back down to my knees. All aboard! Thank You for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. 💚 Be Kynd to One Another 💙 💚 🍍🚊 💜
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GG4

1/8/2019
Get a chair ready... here comes company! 🦍 MOXIE- GG #4 aka: Original Glue pa mmj in Liquid Live Resin. (This review is not for Gorilla Glue that is slightly different.) Good Morning 💚I have GG 4, Hybrid by Moxie in Liquid Live Resin (or ‘liquid live sauce’) 500 mg cart. Using The Kind Pen - Mist on 2.8v and 3.2v on a 500mAh battery. Come on everybody let’s get GG 4. Known for its terp- heavy flavors, GG 4 does exactly what you might think. Heavy, euphoric, next - level relaxation is just the beginning of your journey. Crafted from Chem’s Sister I/H, Chocolate Diesel S, and Sour Dubb S/H, this beautiful strain delivers a slice of calm with your bliss. GG 4 is a Powerful mix of Sativa and Indica highlights. For treating stress, depression, anxiety, insomnia and g’vmt shutdowns. Maths: THC: 51.58% THCA: 22.57% CBG: 1.92% CBC: 0.35% THCV: 0.16% Terps: (not listed on package) Caryophyllene (lower than gg), Limonene, Myrcene and Humulene This funky friend stuffs your mouth full of spiced- fresh cabbage as it overwhelms the rest of your senses with woodland creatures playing on a snow-topped mountain. Clear flavors of pine, earth and diesel develop at peak inhale. Flirting sparks of pepper tingle your nose and tongue as you unwillingly begin to exhale. Full forest flavors return with a blast of enlivening tire-fire for the finale! *licks lips* I would recommend pairing your GG 4 with: Fresh pear sorbet with lime zest and raspberries, triple creme Brie with garlic and scallion toast points, ( for meat eaters... pineapple glazed, braised pork medallions), steamed Swiss chard with shaved carrots and truffle oil. Chocolate selection: Raspberry dark chocolate truffle Tea: Lemongrass Coffee: French roast Candy: Butterscotch Movie: Beneath the Planet of the Apes Texture: perfectly planed Cherry wood Complementary color: orange Tl;dr glues brain to A$$ ♥️ Be the reason someone smiles today. ♥️ I am Monaliza on leafly.com 😘 💚💥💨😁
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OG #18

12/31/2018
OG 18, Indica dominant Hybrid, in a League all of its own. Cresco’s OG 18, aka Private Reserve, is an enjoyable, heavy Indica that goes down light and smooth. This strain, low in the terp carophyllene (I lovingly refer to this as, Tire Fire), is easier on the mouth and throat with great sedative and nausea- relieving qualities. OG 18 is an offspring of OG Kush which shows in the happy, calm and relaxed ‘feels’. “I need it to be strong! I need it to be light! I need relief! I do not need to lick the tail- end of a diesel- engined, lawn- mowing skunk!” -anonymous friend. You need OG 18. Here’s the rub: THC: 76.22% THCA: 3.68% CBG: 1.53% Limonene: 0.686 % Lemon, Juniper Myrcene: 0.659% Lemongrass, Hops Linalool: 0.658% Lavender, Sweet Carophyllene: 0.511% Tire Fire (chem, Diesel, skunk) Open up and say ‘Aaaahhhhhaah,’ as you stroll through rows of sweet cabbage and candied cucumbers. This fresh, light, sweet vaper is not to be mistaken as this will put down a seasoned veteran. The central flavour is a beautiful change from the inhale as it showers you with a light earthy pine speckled with the sparkle of skunk. It dances in my nose on exhale. Sweet earth and slight sour notes dance like baby foxes scampering in the forest. Happy, tranquil, calm and sedative, OG 18 will take you there. Then it will drop you on the couch, order take-away and watch you melt, happily into a puddle. OG 18 should be paired with: Cheddar cheese slathered potato skins beneath a pile of garlic infused jalapeño yogurt. (I am a vegetarian, but) Slow-roasted, dry-rub, pork ribs - glazed with maple reduction alongside a cluster of halved, roasted brussel sprouts and butter. Large Black and White cookie for desert. Chocolate selection: Belgium- milk. Tea: Oolong. Coffee: yes, always. Be safe, be happy be hopeful. If you can’t find the kindness, be the kindness.
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