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Lemon G is magical. Everything was better. Even water was better. It wasn’t just better, it was magical. I took a sip of Brita-filtered tap water and it felt like I was tasting a clear spring brook trickling through Yosemite’s majesty. Then I ate a Cheeze-It. For a moment, I questioned mankind’s greatest achievement — the moon landing, the atom bomb, or the original flavor Cheeze-It? The snacking was so profound that even thinking with a clear mind, I am still unsure. I spoke eloquently and philosophically about how the world is dark when my eyes are closed but bright when they are open. Please try Lemon G.

Outstanding product. Wheat, corn, soy beans, and Pura Vida. These are mankind's great domesticated plants. I have just hit this. It's raining. It's cold. I don't care. Because I am a happy boy.