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member since 2021

Recent Reviews8 total

Purple Sunset

3/22/2022
My favorite strain of all time. My wife and I call good days in life now “purple sunset kind of days”. It can definitely couch lock you but if you start doing something and get the ball rolling like cleaning your car or doing laundry it makes mundane tasks very enjoyable. The munchies on this are CRAZY though so if you’re on a fitness journey buckle up. This strain is so relaxing and happy it’s just amazing. Oh and definitely will make you horny af
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feelings
ArousedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Durban Kush

3/22/2022
I had such high hopes for this strain it comes from such a beautiful lineage. I’ve tried both OG kush and Durban Poison and you would think these two strains would make a beautiful child but it felt more so like a clashing. I don’t know about everyone else but it was not it for me or my wife. Both of us felt bad coming down from it and it was not worth the high. Never had a hard time coming down on any strain. The high was like floatiness that was stagnant. Very surprising for a 29.5% THC and the nuggs I got were gorgeous. Perfect tricones. Smelled clean but man this high was lame

Lemon Haze

3/22/2022
This strain is like a huge wave that washes over my anxiety. Every time I realize I’m not anxious on a strain I become anxious but this strain didn’t let it happen. It stops my racing thoughts. You just feel happy and like everything is gonna be ok. Still a functional high if you dose yourself. Can be totally harder if you do more. Very heady like a Sativa would be but your body feels good too.
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FocusedHappyRelaxedUplifted

Lilac Diesel

3/22/2022
I honestly feel like this strain is the closest thing to doing other drugs that you can get with marijuana. I think the bud tender who recommended this to me as his favorite strain might have been a psychopath 😂 The head high with this strain is so intense it just leaves you in pure derealization with a massive headache. Everything is so loud. Senses are heightened. Definitely caused paranoid. If you love energizing strains this might be for you but if you’re anxiety prone or struggle with other mental health conditions I would stay far away.

Super Lemon Haze

11/7/2021
My review is not star rated. I’m a severely anxious person with OCD and man this strain is not it for me. I didn’t feel productive or energized I felt doom. I see everyone’s review of it not being for those wound too tight and that is exactly right. Having a bad trip thinking about it. Smoked it 5 times always felt the same. My wife however gives it a 5 star review. She isn’t attached to many straight but this one became her staple. She has crippling ADHD and PTSD and this strain does her just right. It’s like her ADHD medicine with some added relaxation and ability to function as your self.
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feelings
Focused

Pineapple Express

11/7/2021
This is what dreams are made of. Pretty sure this strain is my wife. It’s a vibe. California coasting high kinda vibe. Relaxed not a care in the world. Chill and relaxing on a day off where you don’t have things to do. Feel like I am floating on clouds every time. And I am a very uptight person who can’t do a lot of strains without having a bad trip or feeling unable to let go so there you go! Now go take a ride on the Pinneapple Express 🚂
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feelings
ArousedEuphoricHappyRelaxedTingly

Mandarin Cookies

11/7/2021
I’d give this a 3.5 maybe 4. It wasn’t what I was looking for but it’s not bad just ehh. I felt like I had been erased or could fall into any feeling good or bad like I was a blank slate. It was a bit of a creeper. I definitely felt energized like I wanted to go on a walk and my wife wanted to go on a bike ride. I eventually cross smoked this with Pineapple Express flower and it blasted me into a new dimension. Pretty sure I am on the polar express right now
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feelings
EnergeticFocusedRelaxedTingly

GSC

10/31/2021
I decided to smoke this after an emotional down that came from a PTSD trigger. I was afraid to do it cause sometimes when I’m triggered weed just makes me go into a bad trip or I’ll be anxious and floaty but not this strain. I ended up dancing in my living room for 15 mins+ until I collapsed on my bed in a pool of bliss. What a roller coaster of happiness.
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feelings
EnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyHungryTinglyUplifted