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Recent Reviews5 total

Master Yoda

1/5/2017
An essential for introspection; albeit making said introspection modestly difficult if not for the somewhat impaired memory. It's not so much that you cannot recall, but rather that your brain just works at a slower pace,taking time to consider each thought more so than usual. Doesn't lend well to sociability or social environments.
Reported
feelings
FocusedRelaxed

Jesus OG

12/22/2016
Not usually a fan of sativas,but this one is phenomenal. Very uplifting, charismatic, and social. If you're feeling down or a bit anxious, this is a pretty good strain.
Reported
feelings
EnergeticHappyTalkativeUplifted

Granddaddy Purple

4/30/2016
This strain is certainly true of its description: Smooth and mellow indica. Very slow onset to mild couch lock. Cotton mouth and dry eyes seem to be prevalent. Thoughts give way to wandering day dreams. Not a specifically sleepy and sedative indica, rather a cerebral, meditative, and relaxing high.
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feelings
FocusedRelaxedSleepy

White Kush

4/27/2016
Starts with a velvety smooth and toasted marshmallow flavor; promptly followed by an overcoming wave of pain relief and eventually succumbing to the inevitable conclusion of couch lock. Most will proclaim, "I am couch, hear me sigh..."

Elite Detroit

4/24/2016
This place is one of the best in Detroit. The staff here gets a solid five star rating. I'm always treated exceptionally by everyone, from the doorman all the way through to the amazing budtender: Travis. This guy is probably my favorite of any shop I've encountered in Metro Detroit and Ann Arbor. The place is clean, well organized, and I don't feel crowded with extra bullshit that doesn't need to be there. I never feel pressured for a sale of something I don't want or didn't ask for. The quality from here has been phenomenal; the selection: well chosen and fantastic. And, seriously, with prices like these and these crazy 5 gram eighths? I'm blown away like an inflatable sex doll at a rocket test launch.