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member since 2013

Recent Reviews13 total

Cool Calm Collective

2/13/2014
Absolutely the most EXPENSIVE rip off for flower I have seen so far. The meds are so common place, I can go down hwy 99 and get the same quality or better from the same growers. I have not seen any flower worth $285-320 donations an OZ! Go a mile down and buy the same meds for $8-10 a gram and no one should be paying more than $200 oz donations. NOT a medicinal friendly place. What patient can afford to get gouged this bad? I've gotten cheaper meds from a pharmaceutical company.

Northwest Patient Resource Center

2/13/2014
Ran like a crack house for green crack. I won't shop in a place where the workers are behind glass. I am not allowed to examine the meds before I purchase them at VERY inflated prices. Not a dispensary so much as slangers trying to go legitimate by selling weed. From the looks of the safety glass and the no seeing your meds until we got your cash policy, makes it impossible to see this as a reputable place. If the dispensary is having to take these security measures to protect their staff, I feel I'm set up to get robbed when I step out the front door. Other idea.....maybe they sell items not on the menu, that would entice shady dealings?

Cesar's Salad Open Late

1/9/2014
First and only visit here at Cesar's. The selection and quality of flowers and caramels are great. The waiting room is clean and professional, good thing as I was the only one there and waited 20 mins. The med room had a way too high girl on meds working. The other bud tender stepped in but also was too high to count. Third, the owner, saw my donations at $200 and climbing so he stepped in. There is only one bud viewing station about 3 ft wide and all patients squeeze in together. Since he has extended hours it does bring in people you want to watch your wallet or purse diligently while squeezing in to look at bud. The staff here are a bunch of stoners and it shows. CS has no business dealing with medical patients.

Purple Arrow

1/8/2014
Another staple in the medicine cabinet that works great for pain and nausea. Grounded PA has a pungent strong herbal odor, vaped it has a sweet pine taste with a little berry after taste. I prefer vaporizing this med in the evening and before bed. It has a nice even body high that quickly resolves pain issues and relaxes enough for sleep or light tasks.
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RelaxedUplifted

Northern Lights

1/3/2014
I have found my favorite flower. I vape so the first dose has an intense piney mint/menthol with a slight ammonia taste. The second dose taken, changes to a very lovely mellow sweet flowery flavor. After taste on exhalation is very mellow woodsy. I like it....a LOT. It was excellent smoked also but I don't get the flavor nuances when smoked. It takes me about 10 mins to get to my pain free, relaxed, state so I can actually function with out pain. I stock my household medicine cabinet with NL to use instead of aspirin. No household should be without.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedUplifted

West Coast Wellness Center

1/3/2014
Second visit, I met the Bud Whisperer Extraordinaire Danny, who also happens to be web site guru....if he sends me my frequent flyer membership. He was very professional, both in service, knowledge, his whole demeanor. This is the first time and place I have found this. Danny takes his job serious, knows his meds and very informative on all methods of medicating. I'm very old school and expect medical dispensaries to run like pharmacies, not teens in a garage. Look no farther, Wellness actually IS a medical dispensary and conducts themselves as such. I spoke very candid with Kevin (owner?) and Danny about my personal high maintenance needs and one stop Wellness shop for EVERYTHING I want. Both gentlemen agreed to find the meds I need and appeared happy to do so. (OK Guys, it's in writing, where is my pomegranate Euphoria Elixir?) Last comment: I have really high expectations of any business I choose to shop at. Danny and his friendly persuasion to try the Chocolope surpassed even my old school standards.

Chocolope

12/29/2013
Chocolope was a wise suggestion by a staff member on a strain I would not have tried on my own. I used very little in vaporizer and was instantly energetic and had to move. The effects are strong, immediate and more cerebral than a body effect. Excellent choice when I needed to get 3 different dinners cooked at once. Proved to be well rounded effect and the downside is.....munchies so bad, I had to eat all 3 full dinners. Taste of old wood and spice, slightly sweet, with a hint of chocolate on exhalation. Delightful new experience.
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EnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyTalkative

Golden Goat

12/29/2013
The name and first deep whiff of this particular flower explains quite a bit. GG has a strong heady earth and spice scent with a tinge of gaminess to it. The medical flowers when vaped give off a spicy wood flavor and the effects are almost immediate. I did like the fact, when smoked, this medicinal flower still was mild on the throat. The effects were more than I asked for, but loved none the less. GG chases the stress away and clears the mind of worries. With that said, this is not the medication to use if focus and simple art of conversation is needed.
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CreativeRelaxedSleepy

Crimea Blue

12/26/2013
A very merry surprise for me. I really enjoyed the uplifting energetic push I got from this medicine. It was a creeper when vaped, that hit full tilt while grocery shopping (last hour of X-mas eve). Any medication that can make that fun is excellent by me. Unfortunately, the first two hours were spent wandering the store, laughing at the roasts and homemade rolls......with mind numbing bliss. PERFECT STOCKING STUFFER!
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EnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyUplifted

Blue Hawaiian

12/26/2013
Pleasant, nostalgic, even giddy high, like days in jr. high when Kona was the bomb! Smells like Christmas trees, tastes like pine and lightens the heart and mind. Perfect uplifting mood without being too medicated. I found it made the whole holiday with ALL the family, very enjoyable. Oh and added benefits of not breaking ornaments or dropping the turkey due to "just right" medicinal dose.
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EuphoricGigglyHappyTalkativeUplifted