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Recent Reviews18 total

Banjo

3/24/2018
Banjo [H] (Boost [H] × Tangelo [H]) method - flower by canabiotix effects - uplifted, focussed, relaxed, creative, alert, calm for - sleep! stress and anxiety. not a complete painkiller. for insomnia and for just zoning out while still being productively conscience. wouldnt say light or clear headed, but somewhere in the middle smell- at first, i said amonia, diesel, pungent, kush. after cracking a nug, strong mango, banana, juicyfruit smell. it is impossible to place this scent, although nostalgiac and recognizeable in an unexplainable way, like a de ja vu, or something on the tip of your tongue. Sour for sure taste- true to its cannabiotix grower, that signature soft orange-flavor profile. mango all the way, it literally takes residence in your mouth long aftet smoking. Tangerine in a sour way like those mango altoid candies look- wow. darker from a distance, hybrid bud structure for sure, a condensed, cookies looking nug on the outside, that breaks up almost  perfect- light and airy and seems to break up endlessly. my fingers were so keefed up with that deep dry sticky that is difficult to get off- and there was SO much of it, legit took me a minute to rub most of it off so I could roll the joint. i cant leave out how jam pack stuffed every cookies looking,  OGs & kush tasting nugs are: the trychomes are the perfect size, and the inside of this flower was high times quality, truly art to stare at. > loving it. hybrid on steroids.. smoked this on a tragic day, and honestly its a real true sense of calm and keeping my mind from slipping into a depression. this is not for rookies. aftertaste is like a chamelion Look [10/10] Taste [8.5/10] Smell [8/10] Lineage [8/10] High [9/10] 43.5/50

White Fire OG

3/21/2018
White Fire OG [H] (aka WIFI) (Fire OG [H] × The White [H]) Method- sugar wax by cannabiotix Effects- happy, euphoric, uplifted, relaxed, focussed. For- perfect for video gaming, or a heavy stone for a movie or show. Awesome snowday strain. The perfect hybrid for getting stupid obliterated. If youre the seasoned smoker looking for that punch in the face high, make this your first smoke of the day. Smell- sour. Pungent; a very present smell, a little sweet, earthy pine scent with hints of lemon and citrus. Taste- super tasty, heavy on the palate long after dabbing. My first thought was "wow.. terps". So many flavors, that hazey OG and sour kushy taste was evident. Look- awesome. Really light, easy to work with as far as sugar goes. Very clear, light golden yellow color, and looked almost exactly like wet sugar. Melted light yellow too. Almost looked like a nug run, definitely popcorn used at least. > a 60% sativa dominant cross with awesome linneage, this strain reaches 30% thc; this THC packed strain is doused in white trychomes, and loaded with sticky terps. Look [9.5/10] Taste [9.5/10] Smell [9/10] Linneage [9/10] High [9/10] 46/50
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feelings
EuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxed

Kosher Kush

2/27/2018
20. Kosher Kush [I] (OG Kush Pheno) method- dabs by DNA Genetics effects- relaxed, sleepy, hungry, euphoric, heavy headed for- insomnia! pain, fatigue, body aches, headaches, stress/depression smell- sour almost- pungent and earthy with wifs of a fruit I cant place- definitely loaded with terps- not like Tangie, but this was way above average smell. taste- strong, sour taste, earthy for sure, a little bit of light fruits though. really tasty look- Ive seen the flower before, it looks like the future of cannabis; trychomes coverying everywhere- regarding the dabs, the XJ13 by DNA genetics looked the best, but this had an awesome color- more opaque, and stickiest of the 3 even stickier than GSC. it was lighter in color for an Indica, but this strain is as indica as they come > Sleeper strain.. I feel like more people need to try or at least know about this bud. the taste is incredible, and this true indica is perfect for what I look for most: sleep, pain relief, and headaches most of all. i find this strain great for body aches and pains as well, and of course perfect to eliminate stress/anxiety Look [8/10] Taste [9/10] Smell [8/10] Linneage [10/10] High [9.5/10] 44.5/50
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feelings
EuphoricRelaxedSleepy

XJ-13

2/23/2018
XJ-13 [H] (Jack Herer [S] × G-13 Haze [H]) method - shatter by DNA Genetics effects- happy! positive all day. clear headed, motivated, uplifted, euphoric for- work/prudctivity. for any time, its a great all purpose strain for all users- good for depreasion. great for a rainy day, or for when you are feeling down. smell- harder to tell with wax, definitely on the lighter side taste- sweet for sure. light, pine look- amazing, some of the best looking wax I have seen by a company I have yet to sample, DNA genetics. Of the 4 available strains, I was most excited to try this, and only the Kosher Kush shatter looked better of the four. great stability, on the lighter side, and CLEAN! > First note about this, I took one dab this morning before work. i sampled last night... I know a lot of strains are uplifting, and have a happy effect, but this strain both last night and all today has me so.. happy. positive outlook on everything, even this Friday where i work both jobs, still an awesome day. its not an overpowering high, but almost perfectly constructed. Jack Herer is my number one work/productivity sativa, and coupled with a lengendary G-13 Haze makes for a really mellow, clear headed high that exudes such a feel good vibe. the lineage here is almost unmatched, and I have been excited to try this strain for a while. DNA genetics 1/2 g shatter looks like some of the best wax I have ever seen, and I have been spoiles with some legendary grade A1 wax the last couple years. this is a great all purpose strain. "happy" is the most clear cut effect, as echoed by leafly users. spot on. its mostly for depression- again, leafly users nailed accuracy for this strain. the wax I grade A regarding production Look [9/10] Taste [8/10] Smell [7.5/10] Linneage [10/10] High [9/10] 43.5/50
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feelings
CreativeEuphoricHappyRelaxedUplifted

Tangie

2/21/2018
Tangie [S] (California Orange [S] × Skunk [H]) method- flower by DNA Genetics effects- energetic, happy, uplifted, euphoric for- pain, stress, depression, fatigue, anger smell- tangerine, orange, sweet, citrus, cheese; OMG! sunkist orange soda... this smells identical to its parent strain, california orange. identical. this is orange everything! it is truly overwhelming; orange soda, orange candy, orange rinds, orange creamsicle. All time great smell, I sound just like the people online going nuts over taste and smell of Tangie lol. taste- tangerine.. lol & citrus notes look- beautiful sativa bud structure, medium calyxs, no joke orange cream colored and light dusted yellow trychomes alllll over the outside. the inside has even lighter, ehiter trychs. the green is a range of soft yellow to a medium variety of greens. > known as a mango dream remake, Tangie is excellent for mid level smokers who do not like the potential anxiety and sense of being overwhelmed that can come with ultra strong strains-- almost no anxiety and negative side effects are non existant. still tons of trychomes. pain relief and daytime work/creativity borh come to mind with this strain, with the Cali-o in the lineage killing pain. This is a great strain to smoke with others, to spark motivation, conversation, and positive vibes. the most notable standouts - look, taste, smell. the smell is absolutely wild. orange soda or really, orange powder drink mix. the trychomes are heavy on the outside, orange yellow actually. sativa in nature of appearance and effects. energizing, uplifting, painkilling high. Look [8/10] Taste [9.5/10] Smell [10/10] Lineage [7/10] High [8.5/10] 43/50
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feelings
CreativeEnergeticEuphoricHappyUplifted

SFV OG

2/20/2018
 SFV [H] (OG Kush[H]) method- flower effects- happy, most of all. euphoric, uplifted, relaxed, but a calming, steady energy as well for- pain stress ans depression all the way. smell- super pungent, but to be honest i ha to put my nose to this heavenly scent about 7 times before making a single initial asseasment; recognizeable smells, and some new ones. but the last thing i smell is sweet candy. overall pine, pungent, earthy, and hazy profile. taste- haze aftertaste, really stays pungent on the tip of my toungue. a little harsh for such a beautiful bud. look- arguably top 5 LOOKING weed I have ever seen. the aura of the bud is amazing; the almost white-golden trychomes shine on a GSC-colored bud. the structure is perfect; even, medium calyxs, and the shape ia true to the sativa dominant nature. > of the 6 incredible buds (actually 8, 2 random strains as well on this haul) , this looked the best. and when I say the six known strains all looked great... they all looked GREAT lol (purple urkle [different grow from last time], this SFV, tangie, Max OG, Amber Diesel, Jack Herer), this was the winner on looks. have dabbed SFV and some of its children, but first time smoking the flower and I am getting more tomorrow before they run out lol. amazing bud, right up there with the best of the year. Look [10/10] Taste [7.5/10] Smell [9/10] Lineage [7.5/10] High [8.5/10] 42.5/50
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feelings
EuphoricFocusedHappyUplifted

Bango

2/14/2018
Bango [H] (White Fire Alien OG [H] × Mango Kush [H]) method - flower by canabiotix effects - uplifted, focussed, relaxed, creative, alert, calm for - sleep! stress and anxiety. not a complete painkiller. for insomnia and for just zoning out while still being productively conscience. wouldnt say light or clear headed, but somewhere in the middle smell- at first, i said amonia, diesel, pungent, kush. after cracking a nug, strong mango, banana, juicyfruit smell. it is impossible to place this scent, although nostalgiac and recognizeable in an unexplainable way, like a de ja vu, or something on the tip of your tongue. taste- true to its cannabiotix grower, that signature soft orange-flavor profile. mango all the way, it literally takes residence in your mouth long aftet smoking. look- wow. darker from a distance, hybrid bud structure for sure, a condensed, cookies looking nug on the outside, that breaks up almost  perfect- light and airy and seems to break up endlessly. my fingers were so keefed up with that deep dry sticky that is difficult to get off- and there was SO much of it, legit took me a minute to rub most of it off so I could roll the joint. i cant leave out how jam pack stuffed every cookies looking,  OGs & kush tasting nugs are: the trychomes are the perfect size, and the inside of this flower was high times quality, truly art to stare at. > loving it. hybrid on steroids.. smoked this on a tragic day, and honestly its a real true sense of calm and keeping my mind from slipping into a depression. this is not for rookies. aftertaste is like a chamelion Look [9.5/10] Taste [8.5/10] Smell [8/10] Lineage [8/10] High [9/10] 43/50

Purple Urkle

2/14/2018
11. Purple Urkle [I] (Mendocino Purps fka Da Purps [I] pheno) method- flower effects- relax, sleepy, happy, euphoric, uplifted (spot on, leafly. nailed it) for- insomnia, stress, depression, pain, nausea smell- grapes. rhe PERFECT grape candy, grape jolly rancher, holy mendocino purps.. near identical smell. makes sense. yhis phenotype smell validates this strain completely. grapes.... candy.... taste- haze and grapes. less haze taste than Da Purps, but similar. grape, skunk, haze, berry taste. grape soda and grape jolly rancher taste and smell if that makes sense. look- beautiful cut, very little stem, small, almost symetric calyxs, almost no leaf as well. not as powedery of a breakup as strawberry cheesecake, and not as sticky as Bango, but looks exactly how a perfect indica should. not too much purple on this cut of Urkle, not as much as mendo purps or Purple Ghost, but minimal very light orange hairs and the bud structure, even though very indica like, reminds me of blue dream im appearance. > had me very hazy at first, and despite the sad nature of what I was doing today, this Urkle uplifted my spirits, and rid me of all work and personal stress and anxiety. great for sleep. i have a soft spot for PU's parent/sister, As i have smoked Mendocino purps more than any other bud in my life (its been 9 years); coming across Purple Ghost, and now this Mendocino Purps cut (aka Da Purps) phenotype (or daughter, not entirely sure). there is no bud that smells and tastes more like grape candy and soda than these three. Back to Purple Urkle, this strain is strong, but manageable for middle-level smokers, and is great for what true Indicas specialize in- helping with sleep, a knockout punch that erodes anxiety and makes you forget depression, and a heavier head high that kills pain and uplifts the smoker to a euphoric state. Look [8/10] Taste [8.5/10] Smell [9.5/10] Lineage [8.5/10] High [8/10] 42/50
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feelings
EuphoricHappySleepyUplifted

Strawberry Cheesecake

2/14/2018
Strawberry Cheesecake [I] (White Widdow[H]×Cheese[H]×Chronic[H]) method- flower by Heavyweight Seeds effects- for- smell- so cheesy, with clear and obvious strawberry. but soo cheesey. taste- creamy, all the way through. very cheesy at first, just like its overwhelming smell, with strawberry undertones and fruity exhale; so damn true to its name, really! the cheesy, strawberry taste stays in your mouth long after smoking. look- breaks up so smooth & soft, buttery really. you can see the white widdow clearly in its lineage, and the soft orange is distinct throughout. despite all the indica in this, the nugs are longer hybrid looking structures. breaking it up by hand is.. truly a treat. the keef just falls off my fingers, not as sticky as Bango but not for lack of trychomes. > this indica is awesome for sleep. 70% Indica dominant (still Indica classification), has awesome lineage and is so true to its name.. in smell, taste, look- creamy, cheesy profile eith strawberry undertones, so complex yet the effects of this bud are great. really a beautiful to look at, complete strain. a unique indica. Look [8/10] Taste [9/10] Smell [9/10] Lineage [8.5] High [7/10] 41.5/50
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feelings
EuphoricSleepy

Bango

2/14/2018
 Bango [H] (White Fire Alien OG [H] × Mango Kush [H]) method - flower by canabiotix effects - uplifted, focussed, relaxed, creative, alert, calm for - stress and anxiety. not a complete painkiller. for insomnia and for just zoning out while still being productively conscience. wouldnt say light or clear headed, but somewhere in the middle smell- at first, i said amonia, diesel, pungent, kush. after cracking a nug, strong mango, banana, juicyfruit smell. it is impossible to place this scent, although nostalgiac and recognizeable in an unexplainable way, like a de ja vu, or something on the tip of your tongue. taste- true to its cannabiotix grower, that signature soft orange-flavor profile. mango all the way, it literally takes residence in your mouth long aftet smoking. look- wow. darker from a distance, hybrid bud structure for sure, a condensed, cookies looking nug on the outside, that breaks up almost  perfect- light and airy and seems to break up endlessly. my fingers were so keefed up with that deep dry sticky that is difficult to get off- and there was SO much of it, legit took me a minute to rub most of it off so I could roll the joint. i cant leave out how jam pack stuffed every cookies looking,  OGs & kush tasting nugs are: the trychomes are the perfect size, and the inside of this flower was high times quality, truly art to stare at. high- loving it. hybrid on steroids.. smoked this on a tragic day, and honestly its a real true sense of calm and keeping my mind from slipping into a depression. this is not for rookies. Look [9/10] Taste [8.5/10] Smell [8/10] Lineage [8/10] High [8.5/10] 42/50
Reported
feelings
CreativeFocusedRelaxedSleepyUplifted