I........i

Omg, instant relaxation! I have to comeback with an update

I feel like a slice butter melting on a stack of pancakes! As if The pancakes were my walking stage “family guy cut away moment” my buttery legs starts off with a strip tease and gently step on each pancake & VOGUE.........This is freaking awesome and smell delicious! And I have a permanent joker/the grinch smile on my face and I attempted to discipline my daughter and pass the bathroom mirror and I couldn’t bcuz I saw me see me see myself and I practiced n YASSSSSSSSS!! U guessed I looked crazy AF and started lmao and I’m still lmao crying so ima try again tomorrow to fuss because I’m afraid if I go in looking like this she may call the swat team🤣🤣