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Recent Reviews41 total

Chupacabra

1/3/2022
Chupacabra's bulbous bud specimens are perfection: dense, purple-ish, frosted all over with trichomes. The volatile terpenes from ground bud and stems smell unique for pot but similar to the beloved culinary condiment known as sweet and sour sauce, which is amazing. The smoke's taste is very noticeable, a menthol, grassy, sweet wildflower. The stony effect is very mellow, but not incapacitatingly sedating, it mellows via euphoria, a sense that everything is ok and will be ok. It enhances the mind's lucidity and the body's actions via a reduction of inflammation that allows for more lubrication and greater freedom of thought and movement with less effort. This is a very medicinal and pleasurable strain. Creeper weed, too, slowly writhing up from the chest to the brain stem to all the brain's neurons, healing all the way. Really activates the mind. Five stars.
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feelings
EuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxedUplifted

Curaleaf - Ellsworth

9/28/2020
their bud typically lacks trichomes. the staff is poorly trained, or trained well to not follow the law. I am a military veteran, and they told me they didn't have a military veteran's discount. Only last week did I find out that they have a 10% discount, I could've saved a lot of money if they were truthful with me. I will be suing them for negelcting to inform me and give me my due discount.

Gelato Cake

5/17/2020
this strain is simply amazing. super smooth smoke and the effects are welcomingly euphoric and talkative. very good for destressing and conversation.
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feelings
CreativeEuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Alien Rift

1/3/2020
lots of vapor. tastes like chemicals unfortunately. very potent and sleepy effects. great for anxiety, ptsd, and insomnia.
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feelings
HappyRelaxedSleepy

White Widow

12/10/2019
the most notable effect from this strain is the hunger. I never get the munchies from weed, but this strain does it for me. I understand what munchies are now. Usually, pot makes my mouth too dry to even consider eating. But this strain helps with eating so wonderfully. not many terpenes. very mellow and relaxed, pain-free. its next most notable effect is how long-lasting it is. I usually have to vape about five times a day, but I can get by with three times a day with this strain.
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feelings
EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Cherry Pie

12/3/2019
a knock out strain, had in form of joint, almost as strong as California weed. super relaxed, like a summer day, laying on a floating chair in a pool, basking in the warm, yellow sun without a care in the world. my happy place. funny coincidence that I am using the song "Cherry Pie" and then my dispensary had the cherry pie pre-roll, it was destiny.
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feelings
EuphoricHappyRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Lemon Tree

11/9/2019
this bud was fluffy and tender, not crunchy, tones of purple. very good vape clouds and vapor amount. lemony taste. euphoria creeps in through the growing warmth and serenity throughout the body. just a super mellow and pain-relieving strain.
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feelings
EuphoricHappyRelaxed

Mimosa

11/5/2019
amazing terpene profile. very similar to jillybean. fruity, minty, grapes. not much vapor. the terps are amazing, but the high is short-lived requiring more frequent dosing as compared to heavier indicas. effects are: increased focus, pain-relief, happiness, not euphoria, energized.
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feelings
ArousedCreativeEnergeticFocusedHappyTinglyUplifted

Thin Mint

10/28/2019
makes me cough a lot, having to clear throat, mucousy, snotty. not fun. seems to worsen ptsd symptoms as it elicits a daze unaccompanied by much euphoria.