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Space Age Cake is the strain that sneaks up on you like a silent rocket! My girl rolled it up in a fat, Jamaican-style spliff (big up to the yardies 🇯🇲), and at first, I was like, “Eh, where’s the buzz?” But then, BOOM—suddenly, I was glued to the veranda, fully immersed in reruns of Martin (which, by the way, just started streaming on Peacock—perfect timing). This strain’s mellow, indica vibes had me in the ideal chill mode, leaving no room for anything else but pure couch-lock bliss. Classic stoner fashion, we had to get some &pizza to satisfy the munchies, and let me tell you, that pizza hit differently under Space Age Cake’s magic. The flavor was rich, but the vibe? Even richer. If I could give this strain 10 stars, I would!

I was recently gifted a quarter ounce of Lemon Cherry Gelato from my lover, minute I vaped this strain from my Pax 3, the Lemon Cherry Gelato made me feel soo effing amazing! The flower's terpenes tasted heavenly, delivering a symphony of citrus and cherry notes that danced on my palate. While enjoying this divine strain, I rolled Lemon Cherry Gelato with Hazy Face and Kush Mints into a spliffy, adding calendula leaves for an extra touch of magic. The result was a feel-good, hippie-esque high that my boyfriend and I savored during a blissful nature walk. After the walked I smashed the rest of my Shrimp Lo Mein that I had for dinner the night before. Oh, yeah, the munchies be hitting! The experience was nothing short of transcendent, a perfect blend of relaxation and euphoria. Shout out to Top Level DC for not only being a black-owned cannabis business but also for providing top-tier flower.

Shout out to Cookies for delivering the exquisite Pink Rozay strain, housed in a stunning pink tube that adds a touch of elegance to the experience. Needless to say, I was so impressed that I bought two carts, and the first one is still going strong, promising me a cool minute of blissful enjoyment. Perfect for both laid-back smoke sessions and Mario Kart battles on the Nintendo Switch, With just a couple of puffs, Pink Rozay not only offers a smooth, chill head high that melts away any worries, it also unveils a new world of music, enhancing every beat and melody tenfold. Loaded with dominant terpenes like Terpinolene, Limonene, and Myrcene, boasting a THC content of 84%, and a robust terpene potency of 7.39%, this strain doesn't disappoint. Its taste is a tantalizing fusion of sweetness and fruitiness that keeps you coming back for more. As an added bonus, it's a potent appetite stimulant, making it ideal for relaxation or indulging in a delicious meal.

Cookies, kudos to you for blessing us with the marvel that is Glazed Apricot Gelato x Medellin! The packaging alone is enough to make any cannabis enthusiast weak at the knees – it's almost too sexy to open, let alone discard. But don't be fooled by the allure of the packaging; what's inside is even more captivating. This hybrid herb, with its enchanting shade of bright green reminiscent of Tinkerbell's pixie dust, is a true delight for the senses. I had the pleasure of experiencing this strain through my Pax 3 vaporizer while indulging in the perfect wake n bake sesh that consisted of watching Family Guy and playing Nintendo Switch. The terpene profile, boasting a delightful combination of Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Myrcene offers a symphony of flavors and aromas that dance on the palate and linger in the air. With a THC content of 27.86% and a total cannabinoid percentage of 29.73%, this strain delivers a potent yet balanced high that is both uplifting and relaxing. Whether you're seeking creative inspiration or simply unwinding after a long day, Glazed Apricot Gelato x Medellin is sure to elevate your experience to new heights. Trust me, you'll want to savor every puff of this exquisite hybrid.

Shoutout to District Cannabis for crafting this incredible strain, Gelato Cake! 🙌 With dominant terpenes Limonene, Caryophyllene, and Linalool, it boasts a pungent, musky aroma with a hint of pine that's simply divine. Rolled up this semi-sticky bud with Blaze Susan pink papers for the perfect burn. After a few tokes, all I wanted to do was kick back, relax, and dive into some Animal Crossing for hours on end. Munchies hit hard, and I ended up devouring two halves of a Veggie Stromboli without a second thought. A truly euphoric experience all around! 🔥💨 #GelatoCake #DistrictCannabis #HighlyRecommend

Shouts out to Curio Cultivation because they did their #BIGONE when they produced this lovely-smelling Future x Dosi. From the moment I opened the jar, the pungent skunk aroma enveloped my senses, hinting at the terpene-rich journey ahead. Future x Dosi is a true masterpiece, boasting a blend of dominant terpenes including Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Linalool, and Pinene, resulting in a tantalizing aroma that's a delightful fusion of pine and pungent skunk. Rolling up this strain into a mega-sized Raw Preroll cone for my lover during the Super Bowl was an experience to remember. The impressive potency of Future x Dosi was evident as my partner managed to chief the entire spliff in just three hours, a testament to its powerful effects. The strain's euphoric and relaxing qualities paired perfectly with the excitement of the game, creating a memorable evening filled with laughter and joy. Future x Dosi isn't just a strain; it's an experience worth savoring time and time again.

True Kush is an absolute game-changer with its potent mix of myrcene, limonene, and linalool terpenes, creating a symphony of flavors. The combination of these potent terpenes alongside a solid THC content makes it some skraight up GAS. Shout out to Select! They stay doing their big one! After a few puffs, I was pleasantly zooted, enjoying Baked Mac & Cheese while watching Family Guy. If I could rate it ⭐️ 10/10, I would.

This strain is like a citrus carnival for your senses! The moment you take a deep whiff, it's like a burst of clementine sunshine dancing in your nostrils – pure orange ecstasy. The aroma alone is a tropical vacation for your nose, and I wouldn't mind staying there permanently. Now, let's talk terpenes. When I tell you the Pinene be “Pinene-ing” & the Limonene be “Limonene-ing”! Orange Drizzle is a terpene powerhouse, booming with the dominant duo of Pinene and Limonene. It's like Mother Nature decided to blend the essence of a pine forest with the zest of a thousand lemons. The result? A symphony of scents that catapults you into a fragrant euphoria. If I could rate this strain, it's a solid 10 out of 10 stars – no hesitation. Orange Drizzle isn't just a cannabis strain; it's a fragrant journey, a citrusy celebration, and a downright aromatic masterpiece. Whoever crafted this, kudos to you for creating the orange-scented wonderland of my dreams!

I knew i was going to fall thee f*vol in 🥰LO E with Cherry Pie OG! 🍒 The dominant terpenes, Myrcene & Caryophyllene, give it a heavenly aroma that's straight-up bliss. IT IS SKRAIGHT UP GAS! This strain is my ultimate reward after a hectic day – perfect for unwinding. The Indica vibes have me chilling, watching South Park, and laughing my head off at those wild kids. Solid ⭐️10/10 rating for Cherry Pie OG!

Shouts out to Evermore! Pink Lemonade is forever the GOAT. I rated it 5 stars for more reasons I can count on my 5 fingers. I recently tried Pink Lemonade in my Pax 3, and it was an exquisite experience. The fruity terpenes delivered a smooth taste, reminiscent of a day at the beach with blue waves. With just one hit, I found myself vibing to Childish Gambino's "The Palisades," feeling a delightful sense of nostalgia. This strain is perfect for a morning "Wake n Bake" to kickstart the day. Overall, a tasty and pleasant 5-star choice!