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Recent Reviews8 total

Dawgfather OG

8/18/2019
Amazing generics. Love this strain for sleep / insomnia. It just works. My only wish is someone would add it to their vape line. Likely would be. Select. Or to find Sin City OG. Btw, PTSDsucks, sorry about what I’m guessing your situation is. You might look into some good land race strains. Which with blueberry you were very close. Give Northern Lights #5 a try or Hash Plant. Earth OG as well (ghost og x sour d). Blue Dream at night night keep you up. I can sleep on it but it is sativa dominate. Use it during the day (flip flop what you had planned). If you can find this strain - try it. Worth every penny.
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Watermelon

8/12/2019
What can I say but meh. Picked up a vape or this strain (86%). Honestly, didn’t really notice any profound effects. Less a slight buzz and getting tired l. Not really euphoric or fun to be honest. Kind of a hit it before you climb under the covers and go to sleep, as the cerebral buzz isn’t worth saying up for. Shame, i’m a huge fan of watermelon anything. So was hoping it’d be better.
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Mendo Breath

6/21/2019
One of the more relaxing but enjoyable highs I’ve experienced. Now on my 3rd cart of Selects Oil of it (85%). When.hitting just a few times, very social high - over do it and find a couch. I use it to calm the mind. Before sleep and for sleep. Works great and I’m an insomniac. Funny to land on this after all the strains I’ve chased. This, earth og (siourD x ghost of) and northern.lights #5. I grab for this the most.
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Earth OG

6/20/2019
One of.my favorite strains out there. Particularly the Kurvana ASCND vape cart. SourD x Ghost OG - hello? Good genetics. Has two qualities. Sleep and a fun time. If you use for sleep / 4-5 hits and lay down, you’ll be out. Stay up and let the run roll. My tolerance is through the roof and these are the only ones that get me medicated. Test 85-95% and all lab tester and one of 3 “clean” vapes. Rest all pass/fail. The whole line is great. Spend the extra $4/5 over other brands - it’s worth it for the best oil out there. Kurvana knows what they are doing. Even the old original v2 line is getting stronger. But ASCND is where it’s at. Less Select Oil. Other only clean brand sans pesticides etc. and actually tests at what they claim. For Sativa users - amnesia haze is awesome.
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Laughing Buddha

3/17/2019
Best strain out there imo. Select Vape carries it seasonally. So picked up 4 grams today. Always tests over 85% - this batch 87% THC. That’s the best part of select - their massive # of strains and all top shelf strains and not your “Walmart strains” - ie GSC, skywaler, Blue Dream. They carry them as well, but it’s the top shelf strains - like Laughing Buddha (all land race) or Hawaiian Snow, Chocolate Thai, Alien OG, etc. that separate them. Plus, all strains test over 84%-91% and the “cleanest” vape out there. Just wish they’d dump the pax line and make their own pen like Stillzy and pods. Pax just sucks, never hits right etc. I say this, as 510 pens / carts are getting less reliable. The only failures I have anymore are from 510’s. But get this strain whilst you can, you be glad you did. It’s a sativa but no racey/ anxious feeling. Just a fun, happy high.
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Hardcore OG

2/28/2019
First time I tried it - eh. Than tried stillzy’s vape pod. Now it’s be go to strain. Relaxing but also have sativa like cerebral like effects (less the jitters. Also not a knock out strain. Ie instant couch lock. If I didn’t know the genetics, I’d guess this to be a hybrid. Parents are both great. Worth trying imo. I can’t speak to the flower, as I only vape, but Stillzy has a great Hardcore OG strain.
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Kali 47

9/5/2018
I’ve vaped both strains individually (select brand). Picked up Cali47 and love it. As one might expect with the genetics. I did find having AK as a parent makes the experience better than alone. Top notch strains and a great high.
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Purple Diesel

11/26/2017
First, Would people stop wasting paragraphs talking about the smell and flavor. Like beer- I don’t drink it for the taste. I vaped this strain (as with most now) and found it to be a good balance - a sour d version of like a blue dream. Clear headed (mostly) and a little energetic No jitters, etc and I smoked a fair bit @ 84% THC. Would recommend for a I’d like to get mildly stoned day or night.
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