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Average effects for this strain, for me anyway. Relaxing more in the head than the body, it is definitely a more cerebral high. I found myself thinking in different ways, stirring up different corners of creativity. Fun enough joints, it's nice but not very strong.

I had this strain regularly while living in Amsterdam--check out the Happy People coffee shop on Dapperstraat for a quiet, low-key place sans obnoxious tourists. Consistently fantastic, Ocean Haze has a fitting name; waves wash over you, sending little flourishes down your body to unknot your muscles. Your stomach will rumble with munchies, but not too bad. (May I recommend stroopwafels dipped in Nutella?) Smoke enough from a bowl and you may find yourself on a trip. With headphones on and Dark Side of the Moon playing, I closed my eyes and felt my bed fly through space while my heart turned to molten chocolate and I had various semi-sexual and playful visions flitter about in my head. Don't want to trip? A few puffs will have you grinning from ear-to-ear and feeling the love. I miss my sweet Ocean, and will dive in again the next chance I get.

Thai is nice--good for relaxing while maintaining one's faculties. A few joints in and you're ready for an enjoyable walk around the city or in the park or around your neighborhood. Not the best high I've had, but certainly not a bad one, Thai is good for the quick relaxant in the afternoon or evening.

I was underwhelmed by Cheese, particularly after the hype surrounding it. After a couple joints, my body was relaxed and my head a little warm, but not much besides. Not discernible effects, no great difference. I will say this, though: best tasting strain I've had to date. Perhaps in a bowl, rather than a joint, Cheese would have shown me a better time.

I've spent some time with Granddaddy, and he's sweet on me most of the time. Do be sure to be in a comfortable environment, though; one worried thought spiraled me into a fit of paranoia. On the whole, though, body is relaxed, head is happy, and Adventure Time is a joyous, youthful romp. Steak dinner = orgasmic. Speaking of orgasm, my libido is over 9,000 on this strain. Unless I'm actively doing an activity (eating, coloring, watching something intently) I will immediately booty call my bf. It makes for a great woohoo in the bed sheets; heightened senses = triple orgasm. For my bf, he was able to go long and strong under the influence of GDP, which was great for both of us. Whether you want an erotic night of lovemaking or just a night in with some 'toons and Taco Bell, Gdp is your strain.

Silver Haze is a sweet friend, but can be overwhelming. My first hang-out with Silver Haze was in Amsterdam's Leidseplein, and it left me in such a state of relaxation that the thought of even moving my lips was impossible. Needless to say, too much of the SH will leave you bed-ridden, so don't plan on partying with this in your system! In smaller smokes, fantastic relaxant with some head-highs as well. Great for getting comf with the Floyd or watching some Doctor Who on Netflix.