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Recent Reviews3 total

GMO Cookies

7/23/2024
I normally don't do reviews unless it's an elite strain and this is definitley one I had to comment on. I suffer from PTSD to include debilitating panic attacks, severe depression, as well as moderate back and nerve pain. My girlfriend suprised me last night with a half from UP! The first thing I noticed but had to look twice to make sure I read it correctly was that it came with a 36.58% THC content and 36.84% total cannabinoids. I only smoke flower and this is THE most potent strain I've ever had. Starting off, the smell is one of the strongest I've come across. It's so good but disgusting at the same time. The buds are bright green and coated with frost and orange hairs. Suprisingly enough, it wasn't sticky though. It grinded up real nice exposing some purple in the buds that weren't visible from the outside. I have smoked for years but have always been a lightweight. It never takes me more than a couple puffs to get me where I need. I took just ONE massive puff of this and it was game over! Almost instantaneously, I felt my body just melt. I was standing and within minutes had to go lay down. The head high that followed was intense but not so much to where you start getting anxious or overthink. I just layed there for a while with no worries, glued to the bed, and laughing while watching Zombieland. It seemed a bit short lived but there was no "crash". I can't believe just one rip did that though. 5 stars from me!
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EuphoricHappyRelaxed

Cake Boss

4/10/2024
I was excited to try this as the last two strains I had were Wedding Cake and Ice Cream Cake. Two strains that I immediatley fell in love with. Sure enough, this strain did not dissapoint either. I suffer from a back injury, PTSD, Major Depressive Disorder, and deal with panic/anxiety attacks daily. This strain allowed me to calm my thoughts but stay clear and focused. I felt heavy but aware without any anxiety. I felt little to no pain. It didn't really boost my appetite at all which is what I've been looking for lately. Usually on indica dominant strains, I munch out like I have a bottomless pit in my stomach. I will say for a strain that's suppose to have a mid to lower THC content, it felt like a hard hitter to me. Great for watching a movie in the evening/night when it's time to relax before bed. If you come across this, be sure to grab some!
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EuphoricRelaxedUplifted

Blueberry Muffin

1/21/2024
So much to say about this strain! This strain has helped me out perfectly with my PTSD and the debilitating panic and anxiety attacks that come with it. It's so hard to find what I would consider a 5 star strain because I'm extremely sensitive to weed. It doesn't take much for me to cross that line into anxiety territory. Even with heavy indicas I can get anxious. My experience started with love for the aroma and taste but then dissapointment as I didn't feel anything for a what seemed like 10 minutes or so. I thought I got some weak flower. Next thing I know, this heavy "blanket" came over me and all my worries, anxiety, and tension just vanished. I can't remember the last time I was that calm or relaxed. It had me turn off all the lights except for some dim lighting around the house and watch The Rings of Power Series lol. I ordered a McFlurry with M&Ms and Oreos mixed together and errrmurrgurrd was that an experience in itself. The great thing about it, this strain doesn't leave you with that endless hunger you can never satisfy. You can enjoy the ride without having to worry about constantly eating. A little food goes a long way on this strain. I am a light weight and have always been sensitive to weed so keep that in mind. If you're looking for a relaxing evening/night without the anxiety and negative effects some strains offer, I would 100% recommend this one. Just remember, it is a creeper. Other than that, you can't go wrong. If you cross paths with this strain, don't hesitate to snatch some up. You will not regret it.
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RelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted