Cherry OG1/21/2017like getting my prostate milked from a Hungarian nurse with a soothing voice while talking on the phone with my mom about her sex life after menopause.Show more
Purple Dragon1/4/2017like pressing 'pause' on a time machine traveling back to the first time I had sexShow more
Ingrid6/7/2016You know it's some good-ass weed when it smells like a mountain lion pissed on a pile of baby vomit...Show more