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member since 2024

Recent Reviews6 total

Stash Dispensary - Orland Hills

8/6/2024
This is the best dispensary in the Chicagoland area hands down ... and not just because it's a great store ,all the product in there is top notch even when they have things on sale, the harvest date is NOT 8 months old like the majority of dispensaries trying to get rid of horrible dried out old inventory... Cultivators give STASH priority when it comes to their best cured flowers & products... THIS I KNOW FOR A FACT. Think it's due to being in one of the wealthiest areas in Illinois and also right down the street from one of the biggest music venues in the state, formerly known as THE WORLD MUSIC THEATER... they're going to have rock stars shopping there... lastly if safety is top of mind this is the safest dispensary in the entire state... There's no bus stops nearby like Windy City cannabis or mission dispensary where it can get pretty dangerous sometimes... it's worth jumping on the toll road and driving an extra 10-15 minutes to go to the best dispensary in Illinois in Orland hills, STASH BBY1💚 👽 🪩

Slurricrasher

6/28/2024
oh baby this one is it right here one of the best hybrids in the Galaxy I actually took a spaceship to Mars and their Bud wasn't even half as good as this.
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Aroused

Hood Candy

6/21/2024
rev cannabis came out with hood candyz proper name considering where I bought it. on the south side of Chicago 😂 RUNTZ x WHY U GELLY THIS IS A FIVE-STAR LOOKING ,TASTING AND SMELLING BUD ONLY POINTS DEDUCTION WAS FOR THE LOWER THC Content .DIALED IN AT 21%maxed out . A LITTLE OVER A 1% terp profile makes this one of the better Indica leaning hybrids out there ,one that you can be completely baked but still function on , one of the descriptions says it's an old school OG buzz, they are right pure nostalgia once you smoke it you know... a treat for us OG smokers and tokers... some might call it mids, I call it great medicine ,people need to stop being so pretentious when it comes to different cannabis strains ,different strains make everybody feel different, too many people think they're special nowadays...the only problem with that is they're not special in the slightest, just to be real. anywho smoke some of this and forget all about how cringe the world has become in 2024. 👽🪩
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EuphoricGigglyHappyHungrySleepyTalkativeTinglyUplifted

Sun King OG

6/19/2024
The strain is one of the most eye popping hybrids I've ever seen and the buzz is amazing, hits you straight in the body with a nice clear head, it's on the relaxation side all the way , I love that the sedation doesn't come after smoking quite a bit of it depending on tolerance of course and a few hours in you'll sleep great.Aso I felt like I needed to eat everything with this one LOL and I am , feeling like a million bucks right now 👽🪩 ✅ certified.
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EuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxed

White Durban

6/15/2024
If you're a fan of Durban Poison this is possibly one of the best crosses/HYBRIDS out there,Absolutely love this strain for a great wake and bake session to seize the day and continue to smoke throughout the day for its uplifting effects. You really do feel like a super sonic cheetah with wings, on a rocket ship to galaxies unknown 👽🪩💚
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CreativeEnergeticFocusedUplifted

Super Boof

5/20/2024
This is the creme de La creme of cannabis absolutely gorgeous,Beautiful chunky monkey buds ... I took a QP and emptied it all on my bed and rolled around in it forever then proceeded to roll joints and get blazed for daze... The taste is like being in a tropical rainforest on a magic carpet but the only way you can light your Doobie is making fire by rubbing two sticks together, which will not be hard because this is a very creative fun strain. 10 outta 10 👽🪩
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ArousedCreativeEuphoricGigglyHappyHungryUplifted